theres this kid that gets on my nerves and we usually talk trash to eachother, and he has pretty bad acne, so what would be some good insults for him
2007-04-26 15:23:21 · 10 answers · asked by Bob Chaves 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
well i have to say something,
he always starts it
2007-04-26 16:06:36 · update #1
dude, thats not even nice
2007-04-26 15:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
NATURAL ACNE PROTOCOL
1/ Never, ever touch your face.
2/ Use 3 facecloths to wash your face, one to soap on, one to soap off with very hot water, one to rinse off with ice cold water, in that order, once a day.
3/ If you are under 18 take 5,000 IU of vitamin A once a day with a full meal
4/ If you are over 18 take 5,000 IU of vitamin A twice a day with a full meal.
Do not get pregnant while taking vitamin A. Do not take any more, like Accutane, it will stop you growing.
5/ Never, ever. pick, squeeze or pop your spot. Read number 1 again.
6/ Do this for 90 days.
7/ Invest in a brand new pillow and 2 new or more pillow cases to �double bag' your pillow. HOT wash every couple of days.
Source:
A bit of advice given to me as a teenager, a bit of science as I am studying allergic reactions and vitamin A is a part of that. A bit of research: I sat in a lecture at the back and watched the acne prone pick at their faces, those with the worse acne touched their faces 32 times in an hour, the clearest complexions didn't touch their faces even once. I have circumstantial evidence that acne is the result of dermatophyte transfer from hands to face...where it does not get washed off and is well fed by hormones, sweat a
nd oil...just a hypothesis... But it would explain why vitamin A is so effective as vitamin causes skin to remove dermatophytes.
The secret is never to touch the spots
Tips on how to treat acne and achieve perfect clear skin in as little as 7 days?
2016-05-19 14:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The original as stated by Jesus himself,
"Dude did your face catch on fire and somebody tried to put it out with an icepick?"
2007-04-26 16:10:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pull the pimples aside and talk to me man to man.
2007-04-26 15:46:39 · answer #4 · answered by Dann 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Tell him he's got alot of pepperonis on his pizza
2007-04-26 15:41:50 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
crater face
moon cheese
but seriously, unless this guys is a real knob job, keep it clever.
2007-04-26 15:37:02 · answer #6 · answered by jim C 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is no such thing as a GOOD insult.
.......................but............................................
Are those ski slopes for head lice ??
2007-04-26 16:04:12 · answer #7 · answered by apup76 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He could call you many things, for instance
an *****l*
a ****t
a ****e*
a n**
an e**** *****d c***
and so on
2007-04-26 15:46:58 · answer #8 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you are such a man *****!!
2007-04-26 15:33:16 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
your mean!!
2007-04-26 15:43:24 · answer #10 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 2⤊ 1⤋