A junkie asks his grandma:
-"Granny have you seen my blue pills?"
-"Forget about the pills! Have you seen the blue dragons in the kitchen?!"
An American, a Russian and a Macedonian were sent in a mission in space.
The American brings with him 10 girls.
The Russian 10 bottles of vodka.
The Macedonian 10 packs of cigarettes.
3 months later they come back to Earth and get out of the space shuttle...
The American comes out with the 10 girls, smiling...
The Russian comes out with an empty bottle of vodka in his hand, also smiling...
The Macedonian comes out with a cigarette in his hand, saying:
-"Does anyone have a lighter?!"
In a prison, the preacher giving a convict (convicted to die by an electric chair) his last rights asks him what is his last wish.
-"Please hold my hand."says the convict.
2007-04-26 15:00:49 · 15 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Liked all of them, loved the second one the most. LOL
2007-04-30 12:44:41 · answer #1 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
everyone else has to positioned on shorts contained in the classification...i comprehend you're feeling a touch self wide wakeful, yet believe me dissimilar the ladies probable are. the a lot less of a deal you're making about it, the a lot less human beings will also observe. besides the indisputable fact that, if that is totally uncomfortable to the point the position you won't be able to concentration, merely clarify on your mom and father that you do not sense tender showing a lot pores and skin in public, and also you only favor your destiny husband to confirm those aspects of you. they could chew the bait and picture it really is a sweet, possibility free gesture on your section and say ok.
2016-12-04 22:41:38 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny Jokes Where Do You People Get These
2007-04-26 15:06:13 · answer #3 · answered by Danny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The last one funny!
2007-04-26 15:39:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the last one
2007-04-26 15:15:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I gave you a star!because i thought those were pretty funny :)
2007-04-26 15:03:55 · answer #6 · answered by ♥mama♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice dude
i like the space one
2007-04-26 15:09:25 · answer #7 · answered by hot guy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
truely funny. I like em
2007-04-26 15:49:02 · answer #8 · answered by statics1977 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them all but not the first one
2007-04-26 15:04:46 · answer #9 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Last one is good.
2007-04-26 15:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by I Pity Da Fool 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋