K so this alien(foriegn person) comes over from Europe or somewhere and want to learn english so he rent a car and goes to and Opera.
when he gets there the opera lady is singing "ME ME ME ME ME" and so he remebers those words then its lunch time and he goes to a resteraunt.
when he gets there every one is hungry and the chef is late and every one is yell "FORK AND KNIFE" so he remebers these wordsamd then goes to a movie.
he gets there a little early and sees the comertial about the glade plug ins and learns the words "PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN".
when he gets home there is a comotion outside his apartment and a cop walks up and tells him a girl had been kill on his block and the cop asked if he knew who killed her and he said the first thing that came to mind "ME ME ME ME ME" then the cop asked how he said "FORK AND KNIFE" then the cop took him downtown and they were going to give him the electirc chair and asked if he had any last words he said "PLUG IT IN PLUG IT IN".
2007-04-26 14:54:59 · 23 answers · asked by howdy_yall-cowboy_Jim 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i've heard dozens of variations before, but still makes me smile.
6 outta 10
2007-04-26 15:14:10 · answer #1 · answered by Peter G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Great Funny And Amazing All At The Same Time
2007-04-26 15:01:27 · answer #2 · answered by Danny 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good joke, but u need to learn to spell! It's not as effective when people are paying attention to the spelling errors and not the joke.
2007-04-26 14:59:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
ahhh! thats terribly cute!
I almost forgot they show actual commercials for the most mundane things at the movies!
2007-04-26 14:59:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
thats an old joke
2007-04-26 14:58:28 · answer #5 · answered by boo b 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that joke never gets old. you can also do all differnent kinds of them to.
2007-04-26 14:58:57 · answer #6 · answered by Olivia 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL.
Have a great evening!
2007-04-26 16:36:30 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol i heard this one before, but it was a little different.
2007-04-26 14:58:44 · answer #8 · answered by rybka 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is a very good joke. it's lol!
2007-04-26 15:00:01 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ha that is funny
2007-04-26 14:58:18 · answer #10 · answered by Landra 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋