A brunette and a blonde were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the brunette. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the blonde."
Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The blonde hands the brunette the money.
"I can't take your money," said the brunette "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news." "No, no. Take it," said the blonde. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"
2007-04-26 14:02:46 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's an eight. Good but not on the floor laughing. LOL worthy though! ☺
2007-04-26 14:09:22 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-19 21:24:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-26 14:12:44 · answer #3 · answered by Cecilia ♡ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-26 14:23:12 · answer #4 · answered by sherbert 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-26 14:31:54 · answer #5 · answered by brownorso 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-26 14:26:33 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
9
2007-04-26 14:17:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
10/10
2007-04-26 14:51:49 · answer #8 · answered by sherri p 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Definitely a 10
2007-04-26 15:24:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Which end is which on the scale from 1 to 10 ?
2007-04-26 14:09:43 · answer #10 · answered by Always Hopeful 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I luv blonde jokes and I think that was the best one I've heard that is an 10++ for me
2007-04-26 14:09:47 · answer #11 · answered by kuchickaa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋