A worker at a Steel Mill is in a horrible accident, and lost both his ears. He sues the Steel Mill because he is deformed,the Mill is found negligent, and the man uses his settlement to buy the Mill as it was all he knew.
Now he must hire someone to run it.
He takes in resumes looks them over.
Finally he selected three for interviews.
The first candidate came in, the man said" I just have one queston for you. Do you notice anything different about me?"
The candiate fumbled and replied "Well, uh, I notice you don't have any ears." Furious at having his deformity mentioned he throws him out of his office.
The Second canditate shows up, is asked the same question, and gets himself thrown out also.
The thrid candidate is asked the same question, and states "Why yes, I do notice something about you, you wear contact lenses." Amazed the man says,"you have the job, but how did you know?" His reply, "Well you can't wear glasses, because you don't have any ******* ears!"
2007-04-26 13:25:58 · 9 answers · asked by Keger E 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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Clowmy
2007-04-26 13:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-04-26 13:56:04 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Me like-y
lol
very funny
Here's your star!
2007-04-26 13:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Javgirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
that's great
here is uno star
2007-04-26 13:29:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, nice joke.
here take a star. have fun.
2007-04-26 13:28:18 · answer #5 · answered by Sam 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha did u make this up!!
2007-04-26 13:29:18 · answer #6 · answered by shnitle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's F-U-C-K-I-N' WONDERFUL!!! I almost pissed myself! You get a star!!!
2007-04-26 13:31:22 · answer #7 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao...hahaha!
2007-04-26 13:31:29 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
umm....... duh ill give you 10 stars if i could its new and good
2007-04-26 13:29:07 · answer #9 · answered by heyyall 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋