a joke:
one day a dog was peeing at the side of a wall and suddenly the wall fell on the dog and he died. after paying his last respects all dogs had a meeting to discuss the saftey points so that such thing does not happen again,
one of the group leader decided that whenever a dog went to pee near a wall he will have to lift one of his leg on the wall so that it never fell on it
2007-04-26 13:02:26 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
God shows mercy on the she dogs thats why the wall will not fall on them an so they do not have to lift their leg
2007-04-27 06:39:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now this is good one but what about the bitches ? Were they not allowed in this meeting? They still not lifting one leg when they pee near a wall.....!!!!!
2007-04-26 18:41:45 · answer #2 · answered by vijay m Indian Lawyer 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Vijay, the bitches had a meeting of their own. The leader of the bitches suggested that if they see certain prospects lift their leg up against the wall in pretence of their strength, they are in fact showing off their puny LITTLE weenies to the ladies who are watching.
2007-04-26 20:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Ari-ah 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a male dogs is the only which lifts his leg even as urinating regularly...they initiate to lift their leg to urinate even as they attain puberty. they do it to mark their territories hostile to the different male dogs.
2016-12-04 22:32:06 · answer #4 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Only male dogs lift one of their legs!
2007-04-26 13:14:32 · answer #5 · answered by Kira Yamoto 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Its cute but only boy dogs lift there leg while peeing..so i guess the girls dont care if they die!
2007-04-26 13:10:21 · answer #6 · answered by Bambi 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
to bad my dog squats to go pee ha ha.
2007-04-26 13:08:50 · answer #7 · answered by shepp959 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best explanation I've ever heard for it.
2007-04-26 13:27:57 · answer #8 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ONLY BOYS DO IT AND BECAUSE THERE ANCESTOR TRIED TO NOT LIFT THER LEG AND PEE'ED ON THEMSELVES SO SINCE THAN THEY BEEN LEFTING IT UP
2007-04-26 13:05:55 · answer #9 · answered by james b 2 · 1⤊ 2⤋
I think it so the urine does not run down his leg.
2007-04-26 13:06:09 · answer #10 · answered by Curt 3 · 0⤊ 2⤋