Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"
2007-04-26 11:05:50 · 14 answers · asked by Q 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats a gooder one! Thx for making me smile☺
2007-04-26 11:09:56 · answer #1 · answered by *Ninja w/ awesome pirate powers* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Great!! as my hubby tells me all the time sometimes the smartest people have no commom sense lol
2007-04-26 18:12:12 · answer #2 · answered by thumpergirl_1979 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
On Topic:
Hahahahahahahahahaha
1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000/10
ROTFL, LOL, IAMO
Off Topic:
Q: How do you keep an idiot waiting
A: I'll tell you tommorow
2007-04-26 18:14:58 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sweet...good old watson
2007-04-26 18:12:56 · answer #4 · answered by failedmemory 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really like that it shows how some people just have to be deep and LOGICAL.
2007-04-26 18:09:53 · answer #5 · answered by kiea 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard this before, gets me every time!
Enjoy!
2007-04-26 18:23:07 · answer #6 · answered by Yond Meups 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ahahaha, that's precious.
2007-04-26 18:10:35 · answer #7 · answered by ZoeJayne 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was funny, you have a great sense of humor hahahahahahahahahahahaha
2007-04-26 18:42:50 · answer #8 · answered by Dave aka Spider Monkey 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahhahahahah. omg! that may be the funniest joke yet!!! star for you *_*
2007-04-26 18:19:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol love it good joke
2007-04-26 18:17:14 · answer #10 · answered by Amy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋