And when he fed the 5000, what was for dessert? Did he expand a mcdonalds mcflurry?
2007-04-26 10:22:05 · 38 answers · asked by squirrel 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Seawater was dessert.
2007-04-26 10:46:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
He walked the borders and oceans of the world, where most had financial or military interests, Jesus shown faith. Only then he was condemned for treason. This is before he was pinned to a cross.
Expanding Mcflurry's?, I don't think that's the disagreement Jesus had with the tax collectors.
2007-04-26 11:12:26 · answer #2 · answered by Paul B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
read the bible man your time line is wrong he walked on water before he was crucified to wash us clean from sin. the feeding of the 5000 there was no need to for dessert as there was so much food left over they could fill baskets up. there was no such thing as a mcdonalds then that came about in the 20th century. don't mock what you don't understand
g-d bless
2007-04-26 10:48:50 · answer #3 · answered by kath 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jesus didn't have holes in His feet, walking on water came before His Crucifixion. And the people back then weren't so spoiled back then to need dessert. Plus, the Bible says that there was so much food that there was extra, so they weren't even hungry for dessert.
2007-04-26 10:29:45 · answer #4 · answered by mexico13 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
He did all His "miracles" BEFORE he was crucified ,so He never HAD holes in his feet when He walked on water.
Come to think of it He didn`t have holes in his FEET after crucifixion either ,that bit and the hands was an error in translation - the nails are driven in at the wrist and ankle ,otherwise the skin tears and you`re no longer ON the cross !!!!
2007-04-26 12:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL eight of the "nature" miracles of Jesus could have been accomplished via the electroweak quantum tunneling mechanism. For example, walking on water could be accomplished by directing a neutrino beam created just below Jesus' feet downward. If we ourselves knew how to do this, we would have the perfect rocket! A simple calculation shows how to support a mass against the force of gravity using a directed neutrino beam. God did not violate the laws of physics.
2007-04-26 10:30:56 · answer #6 · answered by Mattai 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The walking on water thing was before the crucifixion and I would say the 500 were darn lucky to get the loaves and the fishes and more than likely did not even give thought to dessert. And if they did it was probably figs and or dates.
2007-04-26 10:29:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He walked on water BEFORE he was crucified.
Also, at the time of the feeding of 5,000 there was no such thing as McDonald's...
(Or if there was, it was in the pre-McFlurry days)
2007-04-26 10:26:54 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
For dessert was strawberry shortcake.
And Jesus manages the walking on water thing with holes in the soles of his feet because... the fins of dolphins were inserted into the holes in his feet, and the dolphins swam really fast, and because people were stupid, back in the days, they thought he was walking on water... XD
How dumb do you get?
2007-04-26 10:40:38 · answer #9 · answered by bloody_gothbob 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i do know its yet another reason to remain an atheist.how can real humans actually believe in this nonsense.i couldn't feed three of us on that let alone 5000.someone has got a really weired sense of humour. or maybe it was the devil in disguise again.?
2007-04-27 00:24:20 · answer #10 · answered by earl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The holes came after walking on water.
Shame on you for mocking Him.
2007-04-26 10:30:58 · answer #11 · answered by AJM 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋