When have you ever sharted if not a date?
2007-04-26 09:58:06 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Never on a date,but I sharted one time real bad on the job.
It went like this...
I was hungover really bad after a night of some hard partying.
I was in my truck,on the way to my first job of the day.
After an hour on the road my gut started to rumble.It was an UNMISTAKABLE rumble.The kind of rumble you only get when your chocalate starfish wants to vomit.
It was at that time that I decided a fart would make me feel better.So I lifted one cheek off the seat,and tried to squeeze out an air biscuit.Much to my horror it turned out to be more substantial than I thought.My under-britches were soiled!
Luckily there was a McDonalds within sight!
I whipped my truck into the parking lot,and RAN to the door.
Once inside I did the "pant-load" waddle to the mens room.
I headed for the first open stall,and locked myself in.
I was horrifified by what I saw when I unzipped and dropped my britches.The only thing I could think at the time was "Thank GAWD I didn't go commando today!"
So I took off my shoes and socks,pulled off my pants,and removed the now toxic Fruit-O'the-Looms.
What to do now?
After ascertaining that the men's restroom held no other visitors than myself,I waddled (bare@ssed!) to the sink,and grabbed a fistfull of paper towels.I wet them in the sink and waddled back to my stall. I cleaned myself up,and put my pants back on....without underwear.
But I still had the nasty drawers to deal with.What to do with them? Being the pig I am.....I left them hanging on the coat-hook on the back of the toilet stall door.
I almost wish I could've been there to see how the next poor bastard in that stall would've reacted to the sight of my dirty nut-covers hanging there in his face!
2007-04-26 10:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by Danny 5 · 9⤊ 1⤋
sharted is a combination of two words: shi t and farted. never sharted before, but if u ever do just try to make a joke out of it. nobodys perfect could of hapened to the other partner!
2007-04-26 10:03:17 · answer #2 · answered by *julie* 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
What's "sharted"?
2007-04-26 10:01:18 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sharted? Please tell me you don't me the combination of two things. That has NEVER happened to me... But, I've seen it happen to someone and it's effing hilarious!!! LOL
2007-04-26 10:01:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
mmhm nope i havent sharted in my life yet.. but most of the guys in my family have hahaha!! its gross! but yeah
2007-04-26 13:48:50 · answer #5 · answered by i ♥ Food 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Obviously sharted means when you **** and fart at the same time. Thats sick. i have not done and dont plan to
2007-04-26 10:06:32 · answer #6 · answered by babybluekisses2004 1 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No, but I've talked to people while spaced out It really p*ssed my therapists off as a kid
2016-05-19 04:43:32 · answer #7 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i think everyone has. the polite thing to do is keep eating your dinner and ignore the smell
2007-04-26 10:00:36 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
quit posting this as an answer, haha. and no ...ever. im weird like that.
2007-04-26 13:54:24 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
AHH Gross!!! No!! lol but it'd be funny to see someone else do it!! ahah!
2007-04-26 13:34:52 · answer #10 · answered by Bambi 1 · 3⤊ 0⤋