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when someone tells you that your fart sounds like it says squirl?

2007-04-26 09:43:37 · 33 answers · asked by Amanda 2 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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i'd be upset with myself for passing gas in front of someone else. Nasty girl!

2007-04-26 09:47:38 · answer #1 · answered by justwonderingwhatever 5 · 0 3

OMG! I thought this was only an issue in MY home!
My GF and I have no problems whatsoever when it comes to farting in front of each other.I ALWAYS try to give a name to each variety of her farts.I usually do this by mimicing,with my voice,the sound of her unlady-like expulsions.Sometimes it's a quiet little "spooooot".Other times it's a scary "BRRRRROOOOOOOTT".Once in a while we're fortunate enough to witness the elusive "squit".Not quite the "squirt" of which you speak,but close enough.
Each episode ends with a good laugh.

2007-04-26 09:53:49 · answer #2 · answered by Danny 5 · 1 0

Farting. The ultimate Y!A dating subject!

Laugh away. It's only a fart.

2007-04-26 09:48:39 · answer #3 · answered by Your Uncle Dodge! 7 · 0 0

No! How can you be upset about a fart and how it sounds? Thats hilarious! I would laugh.

2007-04-26 09:48:11 · answer #4 · answered by Melissa M 3 · 1 0

HAHAHAHA ... whew, ok, well...

Did it?

I mean if it did sound like a squirell then that's that and it's just the facts. If it sounded like a pin drop or a crashing wave or earthquake that's another thing altogether.

I mean there's a whole group of people out there who are proud of their flatulant rythems

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=musical+farts&btnG=Google+Search

2007-04-26 09:49:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymoose 4 · 1 0

Haha! I'd personally be proud if my fart sounded like that. Most farts sound like a dying cow/lion. XD I'd laugh for sure!

2007-04-26 09:47:55 · answer #6 · answered by schmidttyconnect 1 · 2 1

Whats there to be upset about. Its a normal bodily function. Laugh it off.

2007-04-26 09:48:40 · answer #7 · answered by Chalie M 4 · 0 0

I would laugh but be kind of upset if they didn't bring it up right when I farted. That way it would be funnier.

2007-04-26 09:48:01 · answer #8 · answered by nemesyn 3 · 2 0

That's a trick question, because everybody knows that ALL farts are funny, squirrel-sounding or otherwise.

2007-04-26 10:00:17 · answer #9 · answered by fizzygurrl1980 7 · 1 0

laugh, lifes a game and farting is just part of it, you could fart like a cow

2007-04-26 09:48:05 · answer #10 · answered by hawk_boy2003 2 · 1 1

Why would you be upset? I'm laughing right now just reading that.

2007-04-26 09:48:48 · answer #11 · answered by KND 5 · 2 0

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