What do the bumperstickers on your car say?

Question

I have a FSM decal and "Fearful People Do Stupid Things" and "Zero" :)

Answer 1

Draft SUV drivers first

Practice Compassionate Impeachment


Edit: Let's count the SUV drivers, shall we?

Answer 2

I don't have a car, but I'll tell you about the stickers on my laptop.

I have a fairy in the center covering the Dell sticker (I don't like to be an advertisment).

I have an Ireland sticker in the upper-right corner, because I identify as being Irish.

I have a Happy Bunny sticker in the upper-left corner that says "Cruel but cute so I'm worth it."

And then I have a 3-D Y!A sticker in the bottom-right corner.


Where can I find more stickers? I'd love to get some like "Support your local revolution," the equal symbol, a peace symbol, something about peas on earth, COEXIST, etc...

Answer 3

I don't have any bumper stickers, but i do have a chrome superman logo sticker on my back window and a "Rio De Janeiro 2006" license plate that my fiancee gave me placed in the rear passenger side window. :-)

I'm probably going to invest in an FSM decal too. I saw something that was satiring the christian fish emblem but it was FSM. I may get myself one of those instead of a decal. :-)

Answer 4

I don't sully my car with stickers.

But if I did......I'd be afraid to express my opinions on my car...to many nutters out there who'd key you for being an atheist or whatever.

I did once have one that said Born Again Pagan. I kept it in the back window. I'm not a BAP but I thought it was a funny play on words and I felt like annoying the christians at the time.

Answer 5

I have magnetic bumper stickers so I can switch them around.

"He's YOUR God, They're YOUR Rules, YOU Burn in Hell"
"My God Carries a Hammer. Your God was nailed to a cross. Any questions?"
"Help honking. I'm reloading"
"Say KNOW to drugs"
"Born Again Heathen"
"I believe in life BEFORE death"

Then I have a decal of two Ravens ripping apart a fish.

Answer 6

One says Middle Georgia Technical Collage. Another says Calvary Chapel Heartland. I got a blue line sticker and an Ibanez guitar sticker. Oh yeah and an old Pre Paid Legal sticker. Does a fish and a cross count as stickers?

Wow.. I need a new car. This one is filled up.

Answer 7

I have a skull and crossbones on my back window. I have an FSM decal sitting in my glove box...waiting...=0)

Answer 8

Militant Agnostic, i don't know & and you don't either/ and i have a darwin fish (the fish symbol with legs and word DARWIN in fish)////i haven't seen the Zero so i dont know what that is. Got mine from Northern Sun catalog which has FSM tee-shirt too.

Answer 9

I have a darwin fish, a pink sticker that says luscious, and a left hand brewery sticker (no wonder the cops always follow me) and I have a pink car. A 1968 VW Karmann Ghia!

Answer 10

I don't have any but I did find one I want to order.

There's A Sucker Born Again Every Minute!

It is a real bumpersticker, I found it here:

http://ffrf.org/shop/products/#bumperstickers

Answer 11

Call me anachronistic but I don't have a car. I don't even have a license. I think the internal combustion engine is the worst invention ever bar none. Hydrogen bombs have caused less damage to this planet. If all the money poured into cars and roads were put in public transport we could hop door to door in less time, with less costs, and more efficiently and cleanly than this gridlocked, my-car-is-bigger-than-yours, pollutant mess we got ourselves into.