I checked the Bible, but I think I missed it.
2007-04-26 08:59:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
At least give him a reach around. Whoops guess I'm reported
2007-04-26 09:03:33 · answer #1 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 3⤊ 5⤋
Slip him a five for the poor and save the rest for a homeless person. Do your part for community service, kiss a bum.
2007-04-26 16:26:55 · answer #2 · answered by rann_georgia 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hypothetically speaking!!! If someone put a gun to your head
trying to rob you, or harm you, Tell me please if you would think of slipping Jesus a tongue or would you say, Jesus help me? If you pick the second answer then you are a hypocrite..
Answer honestly, think about it well....Thanks..
2007-04-26 16:14:46 · answer #3 · answered by Dragon'sFire 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well, that's entirely beween you and him.
After all, John lay against his breast, and Judas gave him a smooch, Mary Magdalene wiped his feet with her hair, and he did tell the self-righhteous churchy Pharisees to search their own black hearts before casting the first stone...
He even allowed thomas to push his hand into his side...
I'm sure he wouldn't object to a bit of tongue
But his tight - ar- er lipped, constipated 'followers' will
flay you alive....
2007-04-26 16:12:16 · answer #4 · answered by krishna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Of course you should slip him the tongue, so that he could use it to hitch up to his double wide trailer to move into the trailer park...
2007-04-26 16:16:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is exactly the kind of thing that I would not want to have to answer for. Turn away from this silliness. Jesus loves you and He died for you. You need to realize that. God bless you.
2007-04-26 16:05:25 · answer #6 · answered by TripleTattoo™ 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You've missed a lot more than you realize. For starters, when they were passing out brains, you thought they said trains, and missed that one.
2007-04-26 16:10:47 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i slip your momma the tongue.
2007-04-26 16:06:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
and every idle word shall be accounted for
2007-04-26 16:05:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
His brother, Julio, is better in the sack.
2007-04-26 16:08:05 · answer #10 · answered by Radagast97 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋