What is a Yankee?
The same as a quickie, but a guy can do it alone.
What is the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?
The position of the dirt bag.
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth?
One US leader.
Why is air a lot like sex?
Because it's no big deal unless you're not getting any.
What do you get when you put 50 lesbians and 50 politicians in a room together? 100 people who don't do dick..
What do you call a smart blonde? A golden retriever.
What's the difference between a girlfriend and wife? 45 lbs.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and husband? 45 minutes
What's the difference between a porcupine and BMW? A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the F... word? Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell *BINGO*!
What's the Cuban National Anthem?
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Thought someone might need a laugh for the day.
2007-04-26 08:43:24 · 12 answers · asked by *Heather* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no big deal till ur not gettin any!
love it!
5 stars, 2 thumbs up, pat on the back! etc. etc.
2007-04-26 09:40:27 · answer #1 · answered by Trevor Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hee! Loved the ones with the yankee and the 50 lesbians.
2007-04-26 16:55:01 · answer #2 · answered by badkitty1969 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was a good laugh, but I do not get offended.
2007-04-26 17:02:13 · answer #3 · answered by heThatDoesNotWantToBeNamed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
this is my favorite board! some good ones!
bingo was good...and being a lesbian myself i like that one!! (it's true!!)
2007-04-26 16:39:23 · answer #4 · answered by Taken by a Texan 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Thanks dear... I liked them all. But this was the best...
Why is divorce so expensive?
Because it's worth it.
2007-04-26 16:06:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Freaking hilarious....I like the harely/hoover one the best.
I needed this today. Thanks alot.
2007-04-26 15:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Miller 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
So funny!
2007-04-26 15:58:13 · answer #7 · answered by michelle g 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha..thanks
2007-04-26 15:52:58 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"BINGO" part was just ridiculous,.......hahahahhahaah
2007-04-26 15:49:43 · answer #9 · answered by BK thang 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
love it !!!
2007-04-26 16:21:28 · answer #10 · answered by THAT1UDONTPLAYWIT 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋