man wakes up next to his wife one morning and says''i had a wet dream about you last night''
wife says''aaaahhh did you darlin''
man says ''yea i dreamt you got run over by a bus and i pissxd myself laughing''
2007-04-26 08:29:51 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's f*ckin' fantastic!!!
2007-04-26 13:07:56 · answer #1 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i have not heard this one before but i love it is good man and good job because you really did nail this one i almost wet myself buy laughing so hard at your joke because i never had heard nothing like this before this is so funny i just can not stop laughing at your joke man you rocks and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it you had made my day with this one.
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2007-04-26 17:47:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was good ;p
wife should of atleast noticed him wetting the bed XD
2007-04-26 15:39:54 · answer #3 · answered by Gurpz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No i have not heard this one before but i love it, it is good man and good job because you really did nail this one i almost wet myself buy laughing so hard at your joke because i never had heard nothing like this before this is so funny i just can not stop laughing at your joke man you rocks and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it you had made my day with this one.
2007-04-26 15:46:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Ouch! 10!
2007-04-26 16:16:21 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh I like very much. 9/10.
2007-04-26 17:52:55 · answer #6 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good joke, but poor wife! She deserves better!
2007-04-26 15:34:57 · answer #7 · answered by Nish 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one must tell the misses that one , well maybe over the phone would be safer .and is it me or is ashley overacting
2007-04-26 16:34:47 · answer #8 · answered by dunrockin404 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha...very good
2007-04-26 15:37:29 · answer #9 · answered by swell 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not bad.Not heard it before for a change.
2007-04-26 15:36:33 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This does not make you the violation king ! I have surely had more violations than you !!
2007-04-26 15:33:53 · answer #11 · answered by yahoobloo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋