Did you know that God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
2007-04-26 07:14:37 · 6 answers · asked by Candi Barr 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Chuck Norris once punched a man in his soul.
2007-04-26 15:01:57 · answer #1 · answered by Prof. Cochise 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that at the start of the universe God asked for 10 days to make it perfect. Chuck Norris gave him 7 and God was so afraid of his awesome round house kick he finished in 6.
2007-04-26 07:36:57 · answer #2 · answered by peach 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuck norris is a wierdo.
2007-04-26 07:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by 123kid 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
In the book of MEN N is for CHUCK NORRIS!!!
2007-04-26 07:50:52 · answer #4 · answered by legendfang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He also declined God's offer of the gift of acting, it would seem.
2007-04-26 07:18:59 · answer #5 · answered by WhipDole 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oh, come on
2007-04-26 07:17:40 · answer #6 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋