a man and woman are bored with there sex life n decide to take a trip to the moon as there a swingers party there, upon arriving they see the alien couple that they will swap with, they chat and agree they will swap parters for curiousity of sex on other planets.
so the woman take the alien man with her and the man takes the alien woman, the man get stuck in straight away and is enjoying himself but the woman seems to be haveing trouble she turns and says to the alien " i don't mean to sound rude but your penis is way too small " the alien doesn't appear to be bothered by this comment and replies, " haha this is where we are different " as he pulls on the lobe of his ear. and magically his penis becomes longer till the woman says stop and is gob smacked with the size of it but turns and says " thats all well and good but is still the width of a pencil. the alien laughs agains and slaps himself on his forehead and his penis begins to increase in width untill she stops him again. " that;s amazing " she says as they start haveing sex.
afterwards when it was over the man and woman meet back up, the man turns to his wife and says " how was it then " she replies " i can't lie that was the best sex ive ever had. how was it for you " the man turns and says " it wasn't bad, but i have a head ache now " " Y? " the woman replies " she kept pullin my ears and hitting my forehead.. . . . . .
2007-04-26 07:06:10 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one.
2007-04-26 07:10:08 · answer #1 · answered by Naruto #1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Why go to the moon for good sex, that's too far, when all along you could have saved a trip, by simply looking out your front door.. there are aliens all around us, just smack them on the forhead and it grows, slap their face and it gets fatter. Cost of this, a six pack of Corona ;-)
2007-05-02 15:10:34 · answer #2 · answered by Dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Agree with everyone that it is a three "knee slappers". They are lucky to find those aliens and not these:
Three questions to ask an alien before having sex:
(1) Are you carrying any diseases which might be communicable to humans?
(2) Have you had sex with any high-risk partners in the past six months?
(3) Which one is your mouth?
2007-04-26 07:31:01 · answer #3 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
That was hilarious! I love it. I think I shall be slapping and pulling ears from now on! lol
2007-04-26 07:11:43 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha babe, Fly me to the moon. Loved it,10/10+star.
2007-04-26 07:12:52 · answer #5 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is to funny, that was a good one. I give it 10 stars!! LMAO
2007-04-26 07:13:32 · answer #6 · answered by Mama Garrison 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Love it! The first star comes from me!
2007-04-26 07:09:58 · answer #7 · answered by naddel 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Borrring
2007-04-26 07:10:06 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
Hhahahaha that was really funny
10/10+*
2007-04-26 07:28:15 · answer #9 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That guy must have a small penis.
2007-05-01 02:44:25 · answer #10 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋