It's got only one ball, but it also has a funny button in the middle of a split cleavage. When I hit this button, all goes wild on screen, or at least I get an unexpected reaction.
It sometimes does what I want it to do, but it turns whimsical at times. I just need to treat it harshly, so it obeys me, or on the contrary, I just need to wipe its hole with my fingers.
It doesn't think for itself, so it needs to be permanently plugged to a bigger and brainier entity. It is also quite cheap and you may discard it once it's served a purpose. You can always plug a new one, and it will do the same, over and over.
Did I mention that its ball is stuck in a huge (and grimy) hole?
2007-04-26 06:49:49 · 17 answers · asked by SHEÖL 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
wouldnt you like to know you sicko....
2007-04-26 06:51:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Turn it over and peek under its legs. If its got a ball, its a male, if it has a laser pointer, its female...the laser is for scanning prices of sale items!
(I guess "Ask" hit the reply button just prior to me!!)
2007-04-26 06:53:44 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Sounds like an hermaphrodite
2007-04-26 06:54:31 · answer #3 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Seeing as how the main component is a ball that protrudes, it's male.
2007-04-26 06:54:25 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pick it up, does it have a ball underneath, if so, it's a male, if it's one with the laser light and such, it's a female.
2007-04-26 06:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by McLovin 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
its a female mouse trapped in a male mouses' casing ...
2007-04-26 06:53:20 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whatever you want to engender it to be.
This is a brilliant question.
2007-04-26 06:54:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
How long did it take you to think that one up.
2007-04-26 06:53:59 · answer #8 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My mouse does not have a ball...so its female.
dabunny
2007-04-26 06:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
by your description, your mouse must be male...
and a crappy broken down one at that.
2007-04-26 06:53:14 · answer #10 · answered by Robin R 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
its a girl mouse same as one would call their car or boat she or her .
2007-04-26 06:59:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋