K, this is a joke about guys being afraid to go near other guys.
There are five urinols in a bathroom. First guy comes in, goes to the far left one. Second guy comes in, goes to the far right. Third guy comes in, goes to the middle. Fourth guy comes in. "Oh crap."
2007-04-26 06:38:31 · 29 answers · asked by Whisper from the Myst 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-04-26 06:39:06 · update #1
Three male programmers were in the bathroom standing at the urinals.
The first programmer finishes, walks over to the sink to wash his hands. He then proceeds to dry his hands very carefully. He uses paper towel after paper towel and ensures that every single spot of water on his hands is dried. Turning to the other two, he says, "At Microsoft, we are trained to be extremely thorough."
The second programmer finishes his task at the urinal and he proceeds to wash his hands. He uses a single paper towel and makes sure that he dries his hands using every available portion of the paper towel. He turns and says, "At Intel not only are we trained to be extremely thorough but we are also trained to be extremely efficient."
The third programmer finished and walks straight for the door, shouting over his shoulder, "At Apple, we don`t piss on our hands."
2007-05-03 12:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Beach Saint 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That shaggy dog tale replaced into flippin candy, and thoroughly precise of what usually happens for the time of divorce in this age and time. I enjoyed that shaggy dog tale. Plus, if Barbie has youngsters Ken now gets the respect of paying newborn help!
2016-11-27 23:22:05 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-04-26 06:51:33 · answer #3 · answered by alanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Check out the sausage in the guy on the left
2007-05-03 13:23:06 · answer #4 · answered by Steven H 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, poor fellow. but he could use the stall, or carefully wash and dry his hands while he waits for one of the other guys to finish.lol Thats what i would do!!
2007-05-04 05:10:59 · answer #5 · answered by hottawarrior - win lose or draw 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That poor 4th guy. Tell him to go in the stall.
2007-04-30 12:37:21 · answer #6 · answered by Chidinma 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am writing a comedy act, and one of my biggest jokes involves this very idea, its so wierd, hope u didnt steal it from me! haha
good one tho!
:)
2007-05-03 12:56:07 · answer #7 · answered by Trevor Smith 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Who cares? I'm never afraid standing next to another guy. I went there to pee. If someone wants to look at me, at my.......
that's his business.
2007-05-02 07:58:20 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
tell him to look for the drain in the middle of the floor
2007-04-26 06:54:52 · answer #9 · answered by kat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last guy only has two options...he has to use either the stall or the sink. ;-)
2007-04-26 06:49:28 · answer #10 · answered by classclown20166 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋