david beckam walked into a junk shop the other day and walked up to the counter.
good day sir the till man says.
good afternoon david replies. i was just wandering what this is.
that is a thermos flask the man says.
wot dus it do? david asked.
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
so he buys it and takes it home to victoria.
wot ya got there david? she asks.
a thermos flask.
wot does it do? she asks.
it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
kool she says.
so he takes it to training the next day.
he shows sven and sven say to david wots dat?
it is a thermos flask. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. he replies.
so wot ya got in it? sven asks.
well i got 2 cups of tea and a choc ice.
if u liked it give it a star!!!
2007-04-26 06:24:23 · 14 answers · asked by steveanderson121@btinternet.com 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
bet he can spell his own name tho. its not hard. beckham. see? now you've shown yourself to be just as thick! bit of a piss poor joke as well. read better on a lollypop stick
2007-04-26 06:31:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
But how does it Know when to keep items hot and when to keep items cold?
2007-04-26 08:55:12 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
Lmao
Gave you a star cos you gave me a laugh..
2007-04-26 06:59:37 · answer #3 · answered by x SexySian x 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was sort of funny.
But I am a Beck's fan - and think he's just gorgeous!
No offence taken!
2007-04-26 08:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but it is funny
2007-04-26 07:18:49 · answer #5 · answered by angela f 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one, a real chuckle.
2007-04-26 07:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
k
2007-04-26 08:12:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.!!!
2007-04-26 06:55:45 · answer #8 · answered by JAM123 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok
gw
2007-04-26 06:39:00 · answer #9 · answered by georgewallace78 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wicked
2007-04-26 06:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋