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2007-04-26 05:46:29 · 25 answers · asked by mormon_4_jesus 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

I just would have thought that with a screen name like MORMON 4 Jesus, and mentioning my unmentionables, people COULD do the math a little bit better!

2007-04-26 06:24:07 · update #1

25 answers

Because we have *magical* underwear and it baffles people. They feel jipped, they're like "wait a minute, how come THEIR underwear protects them, and mine just gives me a wedgy??? NOT FAIR!!!!"

2007-04-26 06:09:23 · answer #1 · answered by McLovin 3 · 7 2

Actually my penguin friend, that's not true - look up the sikhs.

"are bound to wear the Five Ks (in Punjabi known as pañj kakkē or pañj kakār), or articles of faith, at all times. The tenth guru, Gobind Singh, ordered these Five Ks to be worn so that a Sikh could actively use them to make a difference to their own and to others' spirituality. The 5 items are: kēs (uncut hair), kaṅghā (small comb), kaṛā (circular heavy metal bracelet), kirpān (ceremonial short sword), and kacchā (special undergarment). The Five Ks have both practical and symbolic purposes.[41]"

2007-04-26 12:54:43 · answer #2 · answered by daisyk 6 · 5 0

Fascination comes from the curiously addicted to things not in their level of understanding.

It is best to explain nothing more except that Catholic priests and other ministers wear an outward symbol of their faith. We Mormons having attended Temple ordinances wear ours underneath because we are not paid to preach the Gospel, but, rather, work in occupations befitting our abilities.

2007-04-26 13:37:50 · answer #3 · answered by Guitarpicker 7 · 5 0

I would have preferred had you not raised the issue. It is nobodies business except our own. Our undergarments are part of our temple worship and are sacred, as are all the ordinances that pertain to the temple. They are not for public display or conversation. If enquiring minds want to know, then they need to take the missionary discussions, exercise faith, study and prayer and learn for themselves what it is all about.

2007-04-26 18:05:34 · answer #4 · answered by rac 7 · 4 0

This is a first. An exhibitionist mormon that shows his underwear.

2007-04-26 12:57:00 · answer #5 · answered by David G 6 · 4 0

Yeah, weird huh?

So Born-Agains....boxers or briefs?
Bikinis or granny pannies?
Pink or black? Inquiring Mormons want to know!

2007-04-26 15:51:02 · answer #6 · answered by Fotomama 5 · 2 0

Magic underwear is fascinating.

2007-04-26 12:56:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Because mormons have to wear that undergarment right? I think people want to see if it's true.

2007-04-26 12:53:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

I don't know what kind is it? I like my tinkerbell boxers or the smiley face ones.....I used to have superman underwear but I can't find another pair....harumph!!!!

2007-04-26 12:54:12 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Wrong SIte Happy Face..

2007-04-26 12:52:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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