what is your dirtiest, smelliest, grossest thing you did in cycling shorts? Anything is NOT off limits I've seen a few things but, all things are possible so let go your favorite waste product(Urine,Bowel,Sweat, or things not spoken about in public) I know what I do what do you do on long ride/tour and how long do you wear them ?
2007-04-26 05:25:23 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Sports ➔ Cycling
UMM....Nothing I use a bathroom!
2007-04-26 06:27:12 · answer #1 · answered by Chad K 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Bike shorts, never really had a problem. Running shorts different story. BTW I have found Australian pine needles work OK for TP in a pinch. also malaluca tree bark isn't bad.
2007-04-26 11:01:24 · answer #2 · answered by jffsbr 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
It's so hard to pull up the tight, elastic shorts leg and point Percy at the porcelain. That's why bike shorts have all that absorbent chamois in them.
2007-04-26 13:03:38 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
i blasted a nice long juicy diarrhea explosion in my shorts while cruising through the neighborhood...i had no choice...it ran down my leg and dripped on the street...i had to let it go
2007-04-26 06:54:42 · answer #4 · answered by burt hoovis 1 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I can't believe you wasted 10 pts posting a question like that...
2007-04-26 13:39:03 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
I once found a family of dwarfs living in my chamois. It was pretty nasty.
2007-04-26 05:46:43 · answer #6 · answered by Jay P 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋
"Oh holy crap!" And you wonder why Mommy treats you like a child. In answer to your question,Holy Crap.
2007-04-26 06:09:04 · answer #7 · answered by donelle g. 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
If anyone's answer is anything other than sweat....... Nasty.
2007-05-02 01:52:52 · answer #8 · answered by j_c_witte 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋