There was this man who died & because he'd been very bad he went straight to Hell.
When he got there, the Devil showed him around
"Now listen" the Devil told him "You've been pretty evil throughout your life but I'm going to give you a choice"
He showed him three rooms.
"You have a choice of any one of these rooms to spend eternity in".............
2007-04-26 05:08:13 · 70 answers · asked by pink.jazzz 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
.........The man opened the door to the first room. It was terrible inside.
People were being tortured & there were flames everywhere & people screaming. He thought to himself - well I don't fancy that room!
So he went to the second room & opened the door. Inside was even worse than the first!
He quickly shut the door.
So he opened the door to the third room.
Inside were people up to their chest in sewage but they were drinking tea.
"Well the smell is almost unbearable but at least they dont seem as bad as the other two" the man said......... "I pick this room"
The Devil put him in the room.
As soon as the door shut behind him a voice shouted out
"Right everyone! Tea break's over! - Everyone on their hands & knees!"
If you think its funny will you star it please
Thanks
2007-04-26 05:08:45 · update #1
THANKS FOR THE STARS!
2007-04-26 05:25:45 · update #2
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hilarious!!! You earned the star.
2007-05-02 10:07:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 10⤊ 5⤋
I love it. I heard it told a little differently though, in the version I heard the guy sees room 1 and hates it, he sees room 2 which is of people standing on their heads in cow dung, in room three they are standing on their feet in cow dung, he chooses 3 and the devil says, ok, now breaks over rooms 2 and 3 switch positions.
2007-04-27 21:08:39 · answer #2 · answered by Ish Var Lan Salinger 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think it's hilarious!! Star 4 U!!
Mr. Smith wanted to become a teacher in the worst way, but the only job he could find was as an instructor at an all female college teaching sex education. His wife was a very jealous woman so Mr. Smith decided he would tell his wife that he would be teaching sailing at this college so that she would not get angry. He was very happy and for months all was well. As fate would have it, one day in the grocery store check out lane, Mrs. Smith overheard a group of girls standing in line behind her talking about college and their instructor Mr. Smith. The girls went on and on about how great this Mr. Smith was at teaching their class. The cashier handed Mrs. Smith her change and said, "Have a great day Mrs. Smith, and thank you, again." One of the girls in line heard the cashier, and asked Mrs. Smith if she was related to the Mr. Smith that was teaching at the college. Mrs. Smith replied, "Yes, he is my husband." Well that set off a torrent of accolades about how knowledgeable Mr. Smith was about the subject matter he was teaching, about how he got the whole class to discuss their fears about learning the subject. Well Mrs. Smith was taken back by what she heard from these girls and replied, "I don't know how you find him to be so gifted at teaching you this course. You know he only tried it twice in his life. The first time he tried it, he got sick, and the second time, his hat blew off and he just quit."
2007-04-26 05:41:25 · answer #3 · answered by Chris R 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Eeeeeeeeeewwwww.2 points plus star for funny ha ha.
2007-04-26 06:30:00 · answer #4 · answered by trueblueplayaz 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it differntly!
when he opened the third door he saw a man chained to the wall and a woman having sex with him. he definetly piked this room, so the devil walked up to to the woman and said "you can go now"
2007-05-02 21:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by Me! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-05-02 00:43:32 · answer #6 · answered by amanorenzo 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny.. u put a link to this Q in ur other Q.... that was even funnier.. so u want a star???..u know what, u got it dear....it was a good one but a little bit long but still worth a star...cheeeeeerrrrrssss!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-03 20:59:51 · answer #7 · answered by Bhaskar 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL id give a star bt i dont have enough points yet
2007-04-29 21:39:41 · answer #8 · answered by Jade 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great! You get a gold star for that one!
2007-05-02 09:25:47 · answer #9 · answered by Skippy 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stooooopid!
2007-05-03 10:15:44 · answer #10 · answered by Mo 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Try telling that in a pub. If anyone could I'd give them a medal if they survive.
2007-04-26 05:33:52 · answer #11 · answered by einenglander 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋