2007-04-26 03:43:03 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Well babe......
which + witch = wicca.....
kama sutra...;-)
2007-04-26 07:02:37 · answer #1 · answered by ﺸÐïåMóñdÐôññåﺸ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan is already the most religious being in the universe.
2007-04-26 10:45:48 · answer #2 · answered by CaTcHmEiFuCaN 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
you can do anything religiously... it just means you follow it devoutly... people follow sports religously... a relationship with God is not religious but personal... Satan, Lucifer, Beelzebub, The Prince of the Power of the Air are all names for the same being... he is going to end up tormented in Hell forever... he is trying to bring down as many people as he can, he wants to devour you... not just make you sin once or twice...
2007-04-26 10:52:16 · answer #3 · answered by freakakafreak 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Satan is denouncing Humanism?
2007-04-26 10:54:30 · answer #4 · answered by floatingbloatedcorpse 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can't the friken wimp make up His mind? So He wants to change from Christian to something else? Is the ground getting a little spongy beneath Him? Ha hahhahahahahahaha .
2007-04-26 10:51:16 · answer #5 · answered by Lukusmcain// 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd suggest he try Christianity. Wow.. The news that would make.. Satan crossing over to the 'good side'! :)
2007-04-26 10:46:02 · answer #6 · answered by RotundSwede 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Well, Satan is against God so he can't really have a religion : )
But if you are secretly talking about YOU then try Jehovah's Witnesses...they tell the truth about the bible and are generally friendly!
2007-04-26 10:49:03 · answer #7 · answered by Tali F 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
I think Scientology would be perfect for Satan. He would make a great celebrity Scientologist.
2007-04-26 10:48:21 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Satan wants to take people to hell . he don't think about religious .
Ask our father Adam
2007-04-26 10:49:09 · answer #9 · answered by sami kilmer 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
He will not convert from Catholic. He has too much invested in it. Dreaming up Hell and it's rings, inquisitions, amassing of power though the ages....why would he go for lesser, humbler christian religions?
2007-04-26 10:53:46 · answer #10 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satan knows all too well That Jesus is God. He's just too stupid to do anything with it. Hmm remind you of anyone?
2007-04-26 10:53:24 · answer #11 · answered by his.grace 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋