Things you don't wanna hear at the tattoo shop?

Question

o.k. I thought since it was going slow today we could have a chuckle...yawn..i should go back to sleep....



* "Eagle? I thought you said BEAGLE."

* "We're all out of red, so I used pink."

* "There are 2 Os in Bob, right?"

* "Sorry, sir, your chest will only hold the bottle dinghy."

* "That call was for you. Hope you meet someone else named Tahiti Sweetie."

* "Gosh, I hate it when I get the hiccups."

* "Anything else you want to say? You've got plenty of room back here."

* "I'll bet you can't tell I've never done this before."

* "The flag's all done and you know, the folds of fat make a nice waving effect."

* Oops....

Answer 1

funny story actually (and true)... when I was geeting my backpiece done (a big angel) I was so hungry I kept saying "man, I want a cheeseburger"... about 2 hours into the tattoo I asked the artist what part he was working on (thinking he was finishing the wings and I could leave soon).... and he replied, "oh Im almost done with the pickle... you know, youre the first person who ever wanted a cheeseburger tattoo!"

Answer 2

"If you have any problems with infection or such just call this number. He is the only other person I used your needle on"

"Did I mention I failed art in High School" Yeah they said I could nto draw worth a darn". They said the same about my speling. That has one L wright?

"Boy this is gunna be tough. I get shakey at the sign of blood"

"The tattoo on your leg is almost done. One quick question did you want to be able to read it or did your want others to be able to?" But really MOM looks like WOW so no biggie."

"I know you had a few beers to settle your nerves. I saw you in the bar during my liquid lunch."

"Really what do health inspectors know? Soap is expensive." Not to mention the amount of electric that autoclave used to use."

Answer 3

My vote is for "OOPS".

I do know someone who accidentally put a whole backpiece on in reverse by accident (yes, he was under the influence, NEVER sit down in the chair of a drunk or drugged tattoo artist) but it ended up ok because the person who was the "owner" of the backpiece thought it was cool because when he looked at his tat in the mirror it wasn't in reverse!

Answer 4

Last time I was having my arm worked on, my buddy comes in and says, "Damn, that unicorn is looking gooood!"

And the artist follows up with, "yea, I based it off the my little pony style design, but made it a bit more badass by adding that swastika on its hip instead of a flower."

I was like O_O

Answer 5

*"Hey!!! Hon? How many times did you say you have used this needle"?

*"LOL!!! ROFLMBO!!! You want a WHAT"?

*"OK!!! whispering voice...you can do this, it ain't that hard, you have seen it done lots of times...just stick the skin and...no, wipe the skin...oh man where is the inkkkkk"?

*"OH WOW I love doing the boobs one" how about a 2 for 1...need a hairline tat down under"?

Answer 6

Aaaaaachooooo!

Answer 7

The tattoo artists on Yahoo Answers made this sound so much easier...

Answer 8

yeah mine said oops one time and i almost freaked out, but it was my fault, my foot slipped on the metal thing i had it on cause i was sweating so bad and i jerked. hes like you have GOT to stay still i was like I AM. lol.

Answer 9

**Should there be mold in our autoclave?

**What do you mean I can't scrub my tubes in the bathroom sink?!

**You wanted the pinup girl WITH a moustache, right? Riiiiight?!

Answer 10

hahaha, too funny. The hiccups one made me cringe lol.