Nothing they've never been seen together.
2007-04-26 03:17:51 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lord thats funny. thats one for me in the bar this weekend. cheers.
2007-04-26 06:51:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-30 08:35:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey HighFive, sorry but I didn't understand the joke! LOL
2007-04-26 12:50:51 · answer #3 · answered by hawthrone_freak 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
nice legs what time do they open?
2007-04-26 03:22:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've gotta give you a 'high-five' for that one!!!! LMAO
2007-04-26 04:03:10 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice
2007-04-26 08:20:20 · answer #6 · answered by adrienne l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha! lol... *high 5* on this...lmao..thx for the laughs....star
2007-04-26 04:45:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it would be "She skipped us and shaved her head"
2007-04-26 04:33:40 · answer #8 · answered by X_x dead 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if i may say something, WHAT??? unless u are talking about her havin sex 24/7 then i dont get it.
2007-04-26 03:21:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
nice to meet u :)
I recently got a new phone and it came with 3 way conference call capabilities. I wanted to speak to two of my friends at the same time but I just couldn't figure out how to accomplish that. I called one of them and asked her how this three way thing worked.
She replied back with, "Well, you have one guy in your front, one guy in the back and the other guy in your mouth
A well-dressed business man was walking down the street when a little kid covered in dirt said to him respectfully, "Sir, can you tell me the time?"
The portly man stopped, carefully unbuttoned his coat and jacket, removed a large watch from a vest pocket, looked at it and said, "It is a quarter to three, young man."
"Thanks," said the boy. "At exactly three o'clock you can kiss my ***."
With that, the kid took off running, and with an angry cry, the outraged businessman started chasing him. He had not been running long when an old friend stopped him.
"Why are you running like this at your age?" asked the friend.
Gasping and almost incoherent with fury, the business man said, "That little brat asked me the time and when I told him it was quarter to three he told me that at exactly three, I should kiss his ***!"
"So what's your hurry," said the friend. "You still have ten minutes."
A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, "Where is the rake?"
She can't hear him and shouts back, "What?"
The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion.
The wife not sure and says, "What?" The man repeats his gestures.
The wife replies that she understands and signals back. She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her butt, and finally to her crotch.
Well there is no way in hell the man can even come close on that one. Exasperated, he goes upstairs and asks her, "What in the fuckin' hell was that?"
She replies, "EYE--LEFT TIT -- BEHIND -- THE BUSH!"
A blonde is taking the driving portion of her driver's license exam. She handles most of the maneuvers quite well. She has a little trouble parallel parking, however, and winds up a couple of feet from the curb.
"Could you get a little closer?" the examiner asks.
The blonde then unbuckles her seat belt and slides over toward the examiner. "Now what?"
"Are you sure this is your house?" the cop asked the thoroughly sozzled gentleman.
"Shertainly," said the drunk, "an’ if you’ll jesh open the door f’me, I’ll prove it to you."
"You shee that piano?" the drunk began. "Thash mine. You shee that TV? Thash mine, too. Follow me, follow me."
The police officer followed as he shakily negotiated the stairs to the second floor. The drunk pushed open the first door they came to.
"Thish ish my bedroom," he announced. "Shee that bed? Thash my bed. Shee that woman lying in the bed? Thash my wife. And shee that guy lying next to her?"
"Yeah," said the cop suspiciously.
"Thash me!"
2007-04-26 03:20:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 9⤋