Dog Rules...
1. The dog is not allowed in the house.
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the old furniture only.
5. Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to sleep with the humans on the bed.
6. Okay, the dog is allowed on the bed, but only by invitation.
7. The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but not under the covers.
8. The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation only
9. The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the dog.
pointless i know, but felt like posting it, dont care if you dont like it, i like nonsense.
xx
2007-04-26 01:00:51 · 15 answers · asked by vixen xx 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont agree with eifionrefails answer about smokers, because i am a smoker and if your implying i smell im not gonna be happy. i know its not great but if your personal hygiene is good you dont have to worry bowt that, i wouldnt say someone wasnt allowed in my house coz they smoke.
big thumbs down, so wonder im not trying to be a fan of yours.
xx
2007-04-26 03:59:25 · update #1
Crikey, have you got a surveillance camera in my house? It certainly sounds like it...gotta go, the dog needs her pillow fluffed...
2007-04-26 01:06:06 · answer #1 · answered by Bellacreative 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i'm merely gonna do one between my canines :) usual information- identify: Scout Age: 5 Gender: Male Breed: Border Collie Neutered/spayed: sure What do feed: frequent option vast Breed grownup (he needs the extra desirable protein by way of actuality that he's very energetic) how many- how many walks an afternoon: merely approximately continually one, yet he has an considerable fenced in back backyard that he performs in. how many toys: too many!! how many leashes: a lot... i'd ought to bypass remember how many collars: a million he wears on a daily basis and a diverse one for seek paintings. how many tricks: 20+ how many beds: 2 how many crates: a million that he in no way makes use of anymore how many bones: 6 wellness- How many times a week are there teethed brushed: by utilising no ability and that i know i ought to :( How frequently a month are they bathed: on the least as quickly as and extra if he rolls interior the dirt or some thing how usually a month are there nails shrink: as quickly as they want it how often a month are there ears wiped sparkling: as quickly as they want it
2016-11-27 22:14:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Busted.
signed,
Snoop Dog and Dog the Bounty Hunter
2007-04-26 01:07:34 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
awww hehe
i love the hsbc advert where the dog gets into bed and the woman says "get out of bed" to the man
2007-04-26 03:42:32 · answer #4 · answered by leannexfairy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I have seen variations of this thing. I guess afeter a few times it stops being funny.
2007-04-26 01:03:59 · answer #5 · answered by Ariel Mermaid 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no its not pointless its the truth
imagine it with 3 dogs lol
2007-04-26 01:06:30 · answer #6 · answered by carolyn 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A friend of mine has two settees. One for him and one for his dog.
2007-04-26 01:03:32 · answer #7 · answered by Birdman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Dogs shouldn't be in peoples beds because they carry ticks or fleas which can get in the bedding or on you!
2007-04-26 01:05:53 · answer #8 · answered by Beatle fanatic 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
No dogs in our house!!!.or smokers either...both smell.
2007-04-26 01:03:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Sooooo true!
2007-04-26 01:03:31 · answer #10 · answered by Sophie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋