2007-04-26 01:00:32 · 31 answers · asked by Jackass 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Languages
You smell.
2007-04-26 01:02:52 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The best insult I ever heard was in an episode of Blackadder and this is how it goes
" I wasn't born yesterday blackadder"
" Mores the pity, we could have started your personality from scratch"
Only every time someone 'I wasn't born yesterday' I really want to use this insult except I havent had the courage yet!
2007-04-26 08:12:21 · answer #2 · answered by Tilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
when i was a teenager back in the 60's the worst thing you could call someone was bourgeoise, which was odd because we all were anyway, but bourgeoise transcends the economics and goes to the heart of being middle-class, which is pretty sad..perhaps today the biggest insult would be to say someone was like george bush!
2007-04-26 08:10:59 · answer #3 · answered by mrjones502003 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
All a bit crap but they amuse me;
you have a face only your mother could love:
did you practise to be this dumb or is it natural?:
you do know nobody likes you right?:
why don't you take a long walk off a short pier:
go play in traffic:
where you dropped on your head as a baby?
2007-04-26 08:16:01 · answer #4 · answered by monkey 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He has two brain cells, one's missing and the other is out looking for it.
If brains were leather he wouldn't have enough to saddle a flea.
She would argue with a signpost.
You should come again when you have less time. (Oscar Wilde)
Sir, if you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt. (Thurio, Two Gentlemen of Verona act II scene IV)
2007-04-26 08:15:40 · answer #5 · answered by Quizard 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If the person you want to insult is talking to you and wants you to respond, just look at them intently, pause, and walk away without saying a word.
You'll find it works wonders !
2007-04-26 08:04:56 · answer #6 · answered by jaw 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Being called a chelsea supporter is fairly insulting
2007-04-26 08:03:31 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Listen, I know you've been having a hard time ever since that house fell on your mom, but there are other methods of releasing your anger. Might I suggest therapy or a nice drink of cyanide?
2007-04-26 08:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Lorraine Way 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Insults can be given in many ways, you can say nasty things about their looks, clothes, hair etc. But why insult them in the first place? Why not just say God Bless You and shock the heck out of them!
2007-04-26 08:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by Gerry 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
your teeth are like the stars, so yellow and oh so far apart.
if brains wer gasoline, you wudnt have eough to run an ant's go kart round the inside of a donut.
2007-04-26 08:06:22 · answer #10 · answered by pitchaya. 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Well, here goes on another violation....but I love Shane Warns response to a reporter, when asked why he was so fat he replied "'cus every time I sleep with your missus she gives me a biscuit"
2007-04-26 08:04:08 · answer #11 · answered by Whatever. 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋