What time is it where you are at?
What do you believe in?
Why do you believe in it?
What is a good joke you've heard lately?
2007-04-26 00:11:50 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
9.25pm Australia
I believe in God
Because he has done so much for me, my husband and my beautiful twin daughters
Two priests were riding very fast on a motorcycle. They were promptly stopped by
a policeman who said, “What do you think you are doing? What if you have an accident?”
The priests say, “Don't worry, my son. Jesus is with us.”
The policeman says, “In that case, I have to book you. Three people are not allowed to
ride on a motorcycle.”
2007-04-26 00:34:18 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's 8:26am
Celtic Traditions
The description within the Celtic culture is how I was raised. The basic beliefs is what I have always believed, I just didn't have the label when I was younger.
Sorry, I'm not really good in telling jokes. =)
2007-04-26 08:28:26 · answer #2 · answered by Kithy 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What time is it.........It's Tiger Time....7.55pm
I believe in squashing the troll, the clones and the fundies here in Yahoo Answer.
Why I believe in it...cos they sucking too much of my brain cell juice!
What are good joke......hahaha...alotta made me LMAO...see the blonde jokes I read today!!!
BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
added: Blonde Joke never failed to make me laugh my @ss off....!
2007-04-26 07:55:08 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
What time is it where you are at? 7am (EST)
What do you believe in? No God would ever kill.
Why do you believe in it? If god is almighty, he would not have to kill.
What is a good joke you've heard lately?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up a picture of Jesus.
2007-04-26 07:20:12 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
6:50 am; New Orleans, Louisiana
I believe all paths lead to Oneness; how could they not?
the last good joke I saw was a visual; a picture of New Orleans' rebuilding plan: one big drain in the center of the city.
2007-04-26 07:51:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cosmic I 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It is 9:13PM.
I believe too many things to write here.... but people would call me a Mormon.
I believe those things because they feel true and they make me so HAPPY!
I just love this joke. I can't stop laughing..... I saw it on the morning kid's shows (just in case you couldn't tell, lol):
What is brown and stick-like?
A stick
hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Sniff :( Why does everyone think that is lame?
2007-04-26 07:17:54 · answer #6 · answered by MumOf5 6 · 5⤊ 1⤋
Right now, it's 07:35 EST, Thursday morning.
I believe in Allah (SWT)
Allah (SWT) is the Truth.
The joke I heard was a bit racy from a Veteran. Won't repeat it, but it was funny.
2007-04-26 07:38:03 · answer #7 · answered by سيف الله بطل جهاد 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1. Much too early
2. Chuck Norris
3. Chuck Norris
4. Probably a Chuck Norris related one.
2007-04-26 07:15:28 · answer #8 · answered by Jengers 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Time-7:35pm
What-that G-d is one (i'm still actually tryina find out about my religion)
Why-makes a lot more sense to me than my ex religion.
Joke-what swings from side to side in a cakepan?
answer-Tarzipan
2007-04-26 07:32:58 · answer #9 · answered by -♦One-♦-Love♦- 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Perth, Australia.
7.35pm Thursday night
I believe in being kind & honest because it makes mine & others lives easier.
What's pink & fluffy?
Pink Fluff :-)
2007-04-26 07:36:12 · answer #10 · answered by Screamin' Banshee 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋