How would you fight yourself?

Question

to win....and if people were to fight you how should they attack you?

Answer 1

i would have a nice bit ofpussy smother me.lol.
EDIT>dan you must be a really good ma as you seem to have learnt the tenets of humility and being humble very well.

Answer 2

So I read all of it, first off. To answer your initial question, that you're unhappy and don't know why... Really? You pretty much spelled it out in your explanation of your life. OF COURSE YOU'RE UNHAPPY! OF COURSE THERE'S A VOID! ANYONE that went through what you did would be affected in some way as well! What can you do? Get some counseling. If you have insurance you can go through that. If not, find some community counseling, a free nonprofit agency. If not that, then if you're in school go to the counselor there. If not that, then call a crisis hotline and tell whoever answers the phone that you simply need someone to talk to. You said you "should finally start being happy." Huh? You've had some luck, being able to live with your bf's dad and his mom sounded great to you. But you can be as miserable as you damn well please. There is no such thing as a "time to be happy." You can get there but you have to put the work in and make a real effort to see a counselor or a social worker and put your life back together. Lots of people go through stuff like this (unfortunately) and what usually happens is one of two things: 1.They get depressed, give up on life, suicide maybe, cutting, drug addiction, crappy life basically. 2.They take all their pain and instead of being self-destructive they channel that pain into something else, like a sport, art, school and they absolutely excel at whatever it is they put their pain and emotion into. Which one do you want to be?

Answer 3

I would catch myself unaware and hit me on the back of the head with a large blunt object. I wouldn't want to engage me in a straight up fair fight, I know better than that.
If people want to attack me they should hit me with a car. or they should attack me with a weapon, other people or when I am sleeping.
It is foolish to attack a trained martial artist in a flat out fair fight. Instead, they should get the drop on them, have an advantage of some sort.

Answer 4

if I were to fight myself then I would be sword fighting. I know that I am a counter offensive fighter so I would put a little pressure step away form the counter attack and follow with a diagonal downward attack with lunging action.
how some one else should fight me in the street. simple ground and pound I'm good at grappling but the punches throw me off. that's what I learned from my mma fight

Answer 5

I'm a little short and have short arms and legs, so if I were training an opponent to fight me he'd probably have better reach then I do. I'd teach him to stay to the outside and keep mobile because I'd be coming inside to try and take that reach away from him. Short guys tend to use leg sweeps also to try and close the distance, so I'd teach him to avoid that as well and keep his balance.

He'd also have to keep his guard up because I like to attack in flurries of 3 to 12 punches and kicks in quick succession and I watch for a opening guard.

Answer 6

Attack me? I wouldn't dare! I'm very good at counter. I probably would play defensive against myself. I would ALWAYS block high (hands above head, not at side of face) and my shin and arm will try to cover as as much side as possible since my kicks are very unpredictable. Also I wouldn't rush because I would get in clinch which can get ugly fast. I would not try to box since I hit hard and often go for body which can really slow me down and soften me up even more.

Well I guess I will always keep my guard tight and wait for myself to throw a teep so I can push it aside and counter then back away fast.

Answer 7

I am relatively quick, so I would get inside and stay there. Drop bombs to the mid-section to slow me down. If this doesn't work, I would take me down and work ground and pound, maybe try for a submission as this is my week area. To win, I would need to be well conditioned and not stand toe to toe with myself as I am good at the angles given the room.

Answer 8

I wouldn't do anything to me because the other me would do the same thing to me. I'd try to play nice with myself. That way we would both win. Or at least make each other so paranoid that I wouldn't do anything to me in fear of me doing something back to me or would that be I? Anyway I battle with myself on a daily basis anyway. Man I'm tired.

Answer 9

I have the worst balance in the world. It'd be easy to fight me. Sometimes I find myself fighting myself, usually while I'm trying to maintain my balance! But I'm not above using the "Moe" defense, so watch out, Me!

Answer 10

Fairly, from an MMA standpoint, I'd stay standing with me. I'm too dangerous on the ground. Unfairly, throw dirt in the eyes and use a very lengthy weapon.

Answer 11

I wouldnt fight me cos id kick the sh*t out of myself im an all-Ireland boxer. Well ok i guess a heavy object to the knee and then a few punches in the nose.