Sat at college, so boring, nothing to do.
My friend next to me is stressing over Geography work. I don't feel like doing work.
Tell me something funny to make me cheerful again.
2007-04-25 23:17:26 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
A blonde takes her car to the mechanic. The mechanic looks at it and after a while comes over to where the blonde is waiting. "Well?" she says, "what is wrong with my car?"
"Oh nothing much" replies the mechanic, "just crap in the carburator."
The blonde thinks for a moment. "And how often do I have to do that?"
2007-04-25 23:37:31 · answer #1 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But...
If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you:
Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.):
Type an M
Type an I before the M
Make a space after the M
Type a P
Type a D after the P
Type an S right before the P
Type a U Before the P But after the S
Make a Space after the D
Type an R
Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R
Go back to the begining
Type an A before the S and then make a space
Go to the end
Type an M Before the first O
Go to the middle
Type a T between the S and the U
Type an I inbetween the P and the D
Go to the very end.
Type an N
Now read the code out loud.
Your virus is gone!
from www.bored.com
2007-04-26 06:33:16 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did you hear about Petrarch (AD 1304-1374)? The first man we hear who ever climbed a mountain just for the sake of climbing a mountain? Cheer-up! To the problem of your life you are the only solution and to the question of your life you are the only answer.
2007-04-26 06:28:53 · answer #3 · answered by periclesundag 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope your older enough to enjoy this? and this funny story is in conection with Religion and Spirituality. Warning if you get offended easily, stop reading now!
Moses was also very bored but, also concerned about Jesus.
"Jesus, fancy visiting earth?"
"Yea, why not"
Moses took Jesus to his favourite brothel and directed Jesus to a seat. He explained that being a virgin is a sin, and that's why he brought Jesus to the brothel. Jesus agreed he wanted to experience sex.
Moses called the most beautiful call girl in the brothel explained that Jesus is new to sex and a virgin. The call girl nodded with experience, and got ready for Jesus.
She undressed herself and opened her legs waiting for Jesus. Meanwhile Moses explained to Jesus that he should go in the room and enjoy himself, the call girl is very experienced. So Jesus went in the room. Moses was left to read all the porn magazines that turned his snake into a rod.
Five minutes Jesus reappears. Moses in shock horror.
"What are you doing back so soon?"
Jesus held his head down and explained that the girl had her legs wide open and when he pointed his finger the hole closed up.
BB
2007-04-26 06:36:11 · answer #4 · answered by vee V 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Unless you know the Subject of the class you are sitting in, you are going to receive a failing mark. Tee Hee
2007-04-26 06:21:14 · answer #5 · answered by Ex Head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
M'kay.
So there's these two nuns driving through Transylvania in a minibus at midnight. Suddenly a vampire swoops down and clings to the front of the vehicle, baring its teeth.
"What shall we do?" shrieks Sister Mary.
"Show him your cross," orders Sister Benedict.
So Sister Mary leans out of the window. "Get off our car, you bloodsucking bastard," she screams.
CD
2007-04-26 06:24:15 · answer #6 · answered by Super Atheist 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I HAVE A BELLYBUTTON!
man cut off his own penis in LA california aswell and threw it at police who where conducting a foot pursuit for suspected burglary
2007-04-26 06:19:34 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
There was a young sailor named Bates
but a fall on his cutlass
rendered him nutless
and practically useless on dates!
2007-04-26 06:26:04 · answer #8 · answered by pantomime 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man calls his wife and says "Honey! I won the lottery, start packing the bags!!"
She asks "should I pack for warm weather like Hawaii? or pack for cold weather like Aspen?"
He says, "I don't care... as long as you're out by six"
2007-04-26 06:25:55 · answer #9 · answered by KC 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Read this joke yesterday...hilarious:
A teacher asks her class to use the word "contagious". Roland the teacher's pet, gets up and says, "Last year I got the measles and my mum said it was contagious."
"Well done, Roland," says the teacher. "Can anyone else try?" Katie, a sweet little girl with pigtails, says, "My grandma says there's a bug going round, and it's contagious."
"Well done, Katie," says the teacher. "Anyone else?" Little Irish Sean jumps up and says in a broad Dublin accent, "Our next door neighbour is painting his house with a 2 inch brush, and my dad says it will take the contagious."
2007-04-26 06:21:09 · answer #10 · answered by gnomus12 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋