An asia couple are stting on the couch, alone in their little apartment when the man turns to the woman and says "weewee chew?"
"No! No weewee chew tonight" she responds.
"Oh, c'mon, please, weewee chew!"
"Oh" she gives up, "fine."
He claps his hands in happiness and says, "Can we use the v'deo camera?"
"I guess so"she responds.
He gets out the camera and stes it up and sits on the couch,
"Ready?" He askes,
"Yes," She responds, they both look at the camera,
"Wee wee chew a Mewwy Chwistmas, wee wee chew a Mewwy Chwistmas!"
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2007-04-25 17:20:58 · 11 answers · asked by JCo* 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was cool. Hahaha. Here are some from me.
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."
When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks a Sardar, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE Sea & asks: Which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.
Nurse: Miss, wake up. It's time for your medicine
Patient: (sleepily) : what medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills
Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.
Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!
When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!
The maid answered the phone but she held the phone upside down.
Maid: Hello? Hello?
Homeowner: Reverse it!
Maid: llohe, llohe?
2007-04-25 22:47:43 · answer #1 · answered by Ankit Kumar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
For a minute, i thought they were gonna do something naughty, but it turns out they're just wanting to say that they're wishing u a merry x-mas.
The last part was a bit funny.
2007-04-26 00:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by Dark Angel 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was cute I posted at work
here I'll throw one at you-
a puerto rican told me this:
a puerto rican had to pass ESL so the teacher told him if he can put green pink and yellow in a sentance then he passes.
we here is how his sentence goes
I heard the phone go Grreen Grrreen and I pink it up and said jello josé speaking
2007-04-26 00:25:48 · answer #3 · answered by Kristenite’s Back! 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooorny
but it made me grin
5 outta 10
2007-04-26 00:55:55 · answer #4 · answered by Peter G 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ya it was alright, heh wrong season but funny
2007-04-26 00:32:11 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sigh!..shaking head .but yeah..made me smile!
2007-04-26 00:25:28 · answer #6 · answered by Jeff 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
veerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryyyyyyy funny!!!!!11
2007-04-26 00:25:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Groan - but it made me smile :)
2007-04-26 00:31:10 · answer #8 · answered by Ωmega 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Made me laugh!
2007-04-26 00:23:14 · answer #9 · answered by Bizzaregrl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
your racism knows no bounds?
and the joke was stupid as hell if i was 12 mabye i would laugh
2007-04-26 00:24:02 · answer #10 · answered by richard b 1 · 1⤊ 4⤋