A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him. The young man noticed her stare and walked directly toward her. Before she could offer her apologies for staring, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition." Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words." The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.........CLEAN MY HOUSE.
2007-04-25 14:38:01 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It was a new joke to me, I need to get out more. I loved it, what a vision! Thanks, you made my day!
Bright blessings,
Lady Morgana )0(
2007-04-25 14:44:21 · answer #1 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good deal. : )
I heard of a woman who picked a guy from the bar and they decided to go to her house. They were kissing like crazy people when they heard the main door open. The woman said " Here is the vacuum cleaner..start vacuuming" She told her husband that the man was a cleaning person. He cleaned the whole house, washed clothes and dishes and even changed the sheets from the bed he never got to use BTW.
The guy was telling the story at the work and how he got out miraculously from the tricky situation...however it took him many hours to get out.
John named friend asked " Where was her house?". When the other guy was explaining the location... John said " Ohh no, I was cleaning over there last week. "
2007-04-25 21:50:43 · answer #2 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amen.
2007-04-25 21:42:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Hey that was a nice one
2007-04-26 00:30:48 · answer #4 · answered by Gracy 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Wash my dishes!
2007-04-25 21:54:33 · answer #5 · answered by whillow95 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
And?? Pops
2007-04-25 21:41:45 · answer #6 · answered by Pops 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Good one lol.
2007-04-25 21:55:11 · answer #7 · answered by rhonda h 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
yes...and they said excuse me
2007-04-25 21:43:16 · answer #8 · answered by kramaster 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Old joke.
2007-04-25 21:41:32 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Hahaha. :-)
2007-04-25 21:56:37 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋