What do you call God?

Question

I refer to him as Mary's baby daddy.

What do you call him?

Answer 1

a giant douche

Answer 2

My Heavenly Father
Our Creator, Redeemer, Provider, Protector, Healer, Deliverer, God Most High, The Almighty, Adonai (Lord and Master) The Ancient of Days, I AM

Answer 3

The One True God that I believe in has the following attribtes, I don`t see Him but I feel Him in my daily life......... Call Him what you may, but He has these attributes.
1)The Compassionate, The Beneficient, The One who has plenty of mercy for the good-doers and the blasphemers
2)The King, The Sovereign Lord, The One with the complete Dominion, the One Whose Dominion is clear from imperfection. Whose dominion is the entire universe.
3)The Holy, The One who is pure from any imperfection and clear from children and adversaries.
4)The Source of Peace.
5)The Guardian.
6)The Protector.
7)The Mighty, The Strong.
8)The Compeller, The One that nothing happens in His Dominion except that which He willed.
9)The Majestic, The One who is clear from the attributes of the creatures and from resembling them.
10)The Creator, The One who brings everything from non-existence to existence.
11) The Evolver, The Maker, The Creator who has the Power to turn the entities.
12) The Fashioner, The One who forms His creatures in different pictures.
13) The Great Forgiver, The One who forgives the sins of humans time and time again.
14) The Subduer, The Dominant, The One who has the perfect Power and is not unable over anything.
15) The Bestower, The One who is Generous in giving plenty without any return.
16) The Sustainer, The Provider.
17) The Opener, The Reliever,The One who opens for humans the closed worldy and religious matters. The secrets of science, the secrets of history and civilizations, the secrets of His universe, the secrets of our own psychology.
18) The All-knowing, The Knowledgeable; The One nothing is absent from His knowledge.
19) The Expander, The Englarger, The One Who widens His sustenance with His Generosity and Mercy.
20) The Constricter, The Retainer, The Withholder, The One who constricts the sustenance by His wisdom and expands and widens it with His Generosity and Mercy
21) The Abaser, The One who lowers whoever He willed by His Destruction and raises whoever He willed by His Endowment.
22) The Exalter, The Elevator, The One who raises whoever He willed by His Endowment.
23) The Honorer, He gives esteem to whoever He willed.
24) The Dishonorer, The Humiliator, He gives esteem to whoever He willed; And He degrades whoever He willed.
25) The All-Hearing, The Hearer, The One who Hears all things that are heard by His Eternal Hearing without an ear, instrument or organ.
26) The All-Seeing, The One who Sees all things that are seen by His Eternal Seeing without a pupil or any other instrument.
27) The Judge, He is the Ruler and His judgment is His Word.
28) The Just, The One who is entitled to do what He does, and He does it Justly according to His wisdom and His Knowledge.
29) The Subtle One; who does and sees the subtlest of things
30) The Aware, The One who knows the truth of things.
31) The Forebearing, The Clement, The One who delays the punishment for those who deserve it and then He might forgive them.
32) The Great One, The Mighty, The One deserving the attributes of Exaltment, Glory, Extolement,and Purity from all imperfection.
33) The All-Forgiving, The Forgiving, The One who forgives a lot.
34) The Grateful, The Appreciative, The One who gives a lot of reward for a little obedience. Who Appreciated Humans even if they do the littlest of good deeds
35) The Most High, The Sublime, The One who is clear from the attributes of the creatures.
36) The Most Great, The Great, The One who is greater than everything in status.
37) The Preserver, The Protector, The One who protects whatever and whoever He willed to protect.
38) The Maintainer, The Guardian, The Feeder, The Sustainer, The One who has the Power.
39) The Reckoner, The One who gives the satisfaction.
40) The Sublime One, The One who is attributed with greatness of Power and Glory of status.
41) The Generous One, The Bountiful, The Gracious.
42) The Watcher, The Watchful, The One that nothing is absent from Him.
43) The Responsive, The Hearkener, The One who answers the one in need if he asks Him and rescues the yearner if he calls upon Him.
44) The Vast, The All-Embracing, The Knowledgeable.
45) The Wise, The Judge of Judges, The One who is correct in His doings.
46) The Loving, The One who loves His believing slaves and His believing slaves love Him. His love to His slaves is His Will to be merciful to them and praise them
47) The Most Glorious One, The Glorious, The One who is with perfect Power, High Status, Compassion, Generosity and Kindness.
48) The Reserrector, The Raiser (from death), The One who resurrects His slaves after death for reward and/or punishment.
49) The Witness, The One who nothing is absent from Him. And He witnesses all our doings.
50) The Truth, The True, The One who truly exists.
51) The Trustee, The One who gives the satisfaction and is relied upon.
52) The Most Strong, The Strong, The One with the complete Power.
53) The Firm One, The One with extreme Power which is un-interrupted and He does not get tired.
54) The Protecting Friend, The Supporter.
55) The Praiseworthy, The praised One who deserves to be praised.
56) The Counter, The Reckoner, The One to whom the count of things are known .
57) The Originator, The One who started the human being. That is, He created him.
58) The Reproducer, The One who brings back the creatures after death.
59) The Restorer, The Giver of Life, The One who took out a living human from semen that does not have a soul. He gives life by giving the souls back to the worn out bodies on the resurrection day and He makes the hearts alive by the light of knowledge.
60) The Creator of Death, The Destroyer, The One who renders the living dead.
61) The Alive, The One attributed with a life that is unlike our life and is not that of a combination of soul, flesh or blood.
62) The Self-Subsisting, The One who remains and does not end.
63) The Perceiver, The Finder, The Rich who is never poor.
64) The Unique, The One, The One without a partner.
65) The One.
66) The Eternal, The Independent, The Master who is relied upon in matters and reverted to in ones needs.
67) The Able, The Capable, The One attributed with Power.
68) The Powerful, The Dominant, The One with the perfect Power that nothing is withheld from Him.
69) The Expediter, The Promoter, The One who puts things in their right places. He makes ahead what He wills.
70) The Delayer, the Retarder, The One who puts things in their right places. He delays what He wills.
71) The First, The One whose Existence is without a beginning. He was there before any thing was there.
72) The Last, The One whose Existence is without an end.
73) The Manifest, The One that nothing is above Him and nothing is underneath Him, hence He exists without a place. He, The Exalted, His Existence is obvious by proofs and He is clear from the delusions of attributes of bodies.
74) The Hidden, clear from the delusions of attributes of bodies. He is Hidden but can be felt through what He Created. Can be felt through the happenings of our daily life.
75) The Governor, The One who owns things and manages them.
76) The Most Exalted, The Highest.
77) The Source of All Goodness, The Righteous, The One who is kind to His creatures, who covered them with His sustenance and specified whoever He willed among them by His support, protection, and special mercy.
78) The Acceptor of Repentance, The Relenting, The One who grants repentance to whoever He willed among His creatures and accepts his repentance.
79) The Avenger, The One who victoriously prevails over His enemies and punishes them for their sins. The One who destroys them.
80) ThePardoner, The Forgiver, The One with wide forgiveness.
81) The Compassionate, The One with extreme Mercy. His Mercy covers not only the humans but even animals and plants.
82) The Eternal Owner of Sovereignty, The One who controls the Dominion and gives dominion to whoever He willed.
83) The Lord of Majesty and Bounty, The One who deserves to be Exalted and not denied.
84) The Equitable, The One who is Just in His judgment.
85) The Gatherer, The One who gathers the creatures on a day that there is no doubt about, that is the Day of Judgment.
86) The Self-Sufficient, The One who does not need the creation.
87) The Enricher, The One who satisfies the necessities of the creatures.
88) The Preventer, The Withholder.
89) The Distresser, The One who makes harm reach to whoever He willed and benefit to whoever He willed.
90) The Propitious, The One who makes harm reach to whoever He willed and benefit to whoever He willed.
91) The Light, The One who guides.
92) The Guide, The One whom with His Guidance His belivers were guided, and with His Guidance the living beings have been guided to what is beneficial for them and protected from what is harmful to them.
93) The Incomparable, The One who created the creation and formed it without any preceding example.
94) The Everlasting, The One that the state of non-existence is impossible for Him.
95) The Supreme Inheritor, The Heir, The One whose Existence remains.
96) The Guide to the Right Path.
97) The Patient, The One who does not quickly punish the sinners.
..There is nothing whatever like unto Him, and He is the One that hears and sees (all things).

Answer 4

I believe God is the creator of the universe and the being that sustains the universe and life. I believe God is all powerful, all knowing and everywhere. In fact, I really believe that everything which exists is part of God. Only God exists and everything that happens happens to God. We are, therefore God in the same way a cell in our body is us. When we die we are like a drop of water falling into the ocean. We become the ocean.

Answer 5

Heavenly Father

Answer 6

Holy Father

Answer 7

I guess you can call him Mary's baby's daddy. That works for me as long as you don't call Mary God's mom, his advisor, or an intercessor between us and God. Personally, I'd prefer Rightious Judging Judge + Loving Heavenly Father who hates sin and loves those who love him.

Answer 8

Soulful is right about the Santa, which means Holy in Spanish...

I call God, jeeezzz or goshhhhh when I cry out to him subconsciously...

I call God, Jesus, cause he has the best inside leverage to help us I think...

Answer 9

Lord

Answer 10

Abba, Father

Answer 11

daddy,,,when I want something very bad from him..as I show a baby lamb unto him licking his feet and he sits there ignoring a very cute lamb unto him.... I make God look mean to me,,and yes I have a very vivid imagination. But I mostly call him God...