2007-04-25 09:38:48 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus IS God...so who would win? If you fought yourself who would win? And God, being God, doesn't fight with Himself.
2007-04-25 09:42:52 · answer #1 · answered by Cheryl Durham, Ph.D. 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
GOD THE WRATH ALPHA/OMEGA
VS.
PRETTY BOY KID JESUS
God has good reach. AS well, his quickness is unparallel. He is a Southey though and tends to have a bad habit moving to the left. God’s chin too is unspoken for. He took a light one from the devil once that seemed to effect him too much, maybe just a lucky one on the sweet spot none the less, he has to keep it covered. Jesus on the other hand is relentless. He fights as though he is on a mission. His reach is 6 inches less God’s but what he loses in reach he gains in power. Jesus has a left hook that could knock out a bull. A one punch knock out artist. His downfall is though, when in trouble, he reverts back to his street fighter brawling. Huge looping hooks that tend to get him off balance and hit. Still, you don't want to trade punches with this guy. In conclusion, this is your classic puncher vs. boxer. God could win if he stays back and throws lots of punches. Jesus needs to maintain his composer and set up his punches. All and all, Jesus is the underdog but, my money is on the long shot.
2007-04-25 17:08:55 · answer #2 · answered by carl j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Seeing Jesus is a pagan invention of the Romans and Greeks I think G-d would win.
2007-04-25 16:46:59 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus is God
how can he fight himself?
James 2:19 Thou believest that there is one God; thou doest well: the devils also believe, and tremble.
2007-04-25 16:44:55 · answer #4 · answered by Noble Angel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yep, God. Jesus is too much of a lovey-dovey, turn the other cheek type of guy. God, on the other hand, is one angry, plague casting, first-born murdering son of a gun.
2007-04-25 16:46:29 · answer #5 · answered by Existentialist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus, since God granted Him all power.
2007-04-25 16:42:48 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
you just asked the same question about Jesus and Harry Potter. Christ and God are the same people so they can't beat themself up. you sound so foolish.
2007-04-25 16:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God would just like I would win if I fought MYSELF
2007-04-25 16:45:07 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is Jesus going to shadow box in the mirror ??
2007-04-25 16:44:13 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Since God is a redneck, he very likely molests his son while under the influence....
2007-04-25 16:53:11 · answer #10 · answered by SHEÖL 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋