Is this an accurate description of Christianity?

Question

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a woman made from a rib was convinced by a talking serpent to eat from a magical tree...

Answer 1

Pretty accurate.

Hey Indio, pointing out the obvious absurdity of Christianity is not hate.

Annie, coddling to ignorance is dangerous.

Answer 2

1) Ok your an anti-semite,but you can't be a Zombie if you have a new body celestial madenot earthly.
2) the eating flesh and drinking blood is symbolic,He even says so.
3)What ,you never heard of cloning?

Answer 3

LOL! That's a part of it, but it didn't get to be so big by not having a few other aspects, like (supposedly) accepting people with universal love, etc. As to how well that worked out, refer to history: witch burnings, the Inquisitions, conquest of the Native people of North and South America, etc. A very colorful description indeed!

Answer 4

No not in my case anyway. It was about Grace for me. Accepting someones love not because I deserve it but because He chooses to Give it Freely. He accepts me as I am but is more than happy to change my mind when it is my will and still though better than before no where near the end of my journey if perfection is my goal. But hey if your way is working for you then go for it.

Answer 5

Father God,

I just lift up Depth of Perception to you and I ask that you would forgive him for the blasphemy he is speaking out and I ask that you guard the hearts of those who might not know you from his words. He doesn’t know the truth, or maybe he does, but has become disillusioned with it because of events or people in his life, but I pray that you would break those strongholds in his life and dissolve the lies that have been created in his mind because of past hurts or for other reasons. I pray that any ill feelings he might have towards Christians who have hurt him or who have made him see Christianity as some kind of hypocritical false faith that you would show him that most of us are loving and accepting and that we would welcome him with open arms. Father God, I pray that any assignment of the enemy would be broken off of him in the mighty name of Jesus. Father, I pray that he would come to know you that he would come to know the love that you have for him and that he would see that you have never left him, that you are there and you love him and that you desire to be in fellowship with him, God. Let him see that you LOVE him even though he rejects you now and that you will not give up on him regardless of how he sins against you. Father, I pray for healing and salvation for this man and I say no more pain, no more lies, and no more hate, father. Bless him and put so many loving Christians around him who will love on him and show him that we’re not all bad, that some of us might have sin and issues to work through, but that we would love to know him. Father, your word says “come as you are” and I pray that Depth of Perception would come to you now and allow you to carry his burden and pain. I thank you that someday his heart will be renewed and that he will come to know you. I thank you that it’s already beginning. Thank you Jesus.

Answer 6

so many inaccurate description that i don't well to start-but i know you that you know that you don't want to learn anything. So I'm not even going to correct you-just hope that you could be a little more sensitive to what millions of people believe in, even if you don't.

Answer 7

Too much death-metal for you! Reduce the dietary intake.

Answer 8

It has all the salient points, yes. An accurate description? No.

Answer 9

No,

Not at all.

Many listen but few understand.\\

Keep Searching, I hope you find Peace!

Peace!

Answer 10

Nope.