A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands.
I don't Skinny Dip; I Chunky Dunk!
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I only have a kitchen because it came with the house.
I am not 40 -something; I am $39.95 plus Shipping & Handling
I don't have hot flashes; I have short private vacations in the tropics.
If it's not one thing, it's your mother!
2007-04-25 08:50:02 · 3 answers · asked by happy_southernlady 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"rather be a smart *** than a dumb ***"
"rather be hated for who i am than loved for who i am not"
"sex is like pizza, even when it's bad... it's good"
"i am what i eat..... fast, cheap and easy"
2007-04-25 08:59:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Those were funny.
A baby seal walked into a club.
2007-04-25 09:00:08 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
WOW! I liked them all.
2007-04-25 09:12:07 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋