my answer : because he wanted to! gosh people! get off the poor chickens back! and this joke is so old, we all know that, that chicken is long dead of old age!
2007-04-25 08:30:06 · 23 answers · asked by mackenzie d 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
To reach the other side.
2007-04-25 08:32:43 · answer #1 · answered by lost.in.love 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The chicken never really crossed the road, it is simply a rhetorical question to draw out the readers view of the world.
2007-04-25 08:37:22 · answer #2 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I have another question for you: why did the turkey cross the road? My answer: because the chicken was on vacation.
2007-04-25 08:33:13 · answer #3 · answered by Bear 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK. It is WAY past time to clarify the record on this! The chicken did NOT cross the road and it is completely irresponsible to continue to pass on this ugly slander about her! Any more of this and I may consult an attorney on behalf of her estate.
2007-04-25 08:36:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because he heard that the referee in the game across the street was blowing fouls.
2007-04-25 08:41:25 · answer #5 · answered by SumUnknown 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok your answer is odd.
and my answer is:
the chicken cross the road because hes has to. he has reasons:
1. butchers are gonna cut them to death
2. they want shelter and a family
3. because they need a warm nest to lay eggs.
2007-04-25 08:33:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Cuz she wanted to flirt with the handsome rooster on the other side.
2007-04-25 08:33:29 · answer #7 · answered by look _inside 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
To get to the Cracker Barrel!
2007-04-25 08:32:36 · answer #8 · answered by Sheba 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because thats where the chicken gun was pointed when the redneck tripped over the firing string.
2007-04-25 09:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by Jennings 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because he was chemically bonded to the robot
2007-04-25 08:32:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋