2007-04-25 08:07:10 · 17 answers · asked by ? 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
If anything proves intelligent design it is the cursed mosquito. Their niche is so easily filled by other animals and they do little but spread disease, what a piece of work!
2007-04-25 08:12:50 · answer #1 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
where are you living that you need to sleep under a mosquito net? I think you should blame yourself for living in such a strange place.
2007-04-25 08:14:29 · answer #2 · answered by Nuff Said Sis 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, but you can thank I.D. for giving mankind intelligence to create a mosquito net.
2007-04-25 08:19:01 · answer #3 · answered by beattyb 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Japanese poet Issa accepted the presence of fleas & lice as part of his daily life but he transformed irritation thru cultivating patience. Haiku poem as he prepares for a trip:
Now you fleas!
You shall see Matsushima-
Off we go!
You could subsititute "ID Enthusiasts"? Don't worry about the rhythm, it's the thot that counts.
2007-04-25 12:02:17 · answer #4 · answered by ... 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God is so damn smart that...
-he made 10-year-old girls fertile, even before they can bear kids without the baby posing a threat to their health.
-men have nipples
-oil ( a substance from this Earth) pollutes the Earth
-Humans cannot synthesize vitamin C
-a huge comet almost obliterated all life on Earth
-we still suffer from backache
2007-04-25 08:13:49 · answer #5 · answered by SHEÖL 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Blame evolution.
2007-04-25 08:12:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wait - are you sure those aren't little Holy Ghosts coming to impregnate the women?
2007-04-25 08:14:21 · answer #7 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Absolutely,
Blame them for roaches and reality television too, initiate a lawsuit....
Has to be SOMEONE'S fault doesn't it? ;)
2007-04-25 08:11:19 · answer #8 · answered by ever_amused 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
blame the musquitoes or their prime breeding conditions
2007-04-25 08:11:23 · answer #9 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nope, but you can ask him to give you enough wisdom to get in out of the elements.
2007-04-25 08:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋