2007-04-25 08:06:29 · 14 answers · asked by wikioglepedian 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
flood
2007-04-25 08:11:44 · answer #1 · answered by ranch guy 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Because he saw the KFC sign and and was crossing to the opposite side of the road.
2007-04-25 15:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Cinna 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The chicken saw Rosie O and wanted to get away from her as fast as he could so she wouldn't eat him.....that's why the chicken really crossed the road....
2007-04-25 15:18:05 · answer #3 · answered by Lids 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Some one wanted an Omelet. The chic went to lay the eggs!
2007-04-25 15:11:56 · answer #4 · answered by cnsone 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
to get back to the coop. Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
2007-04-25 15:16:18 · answer #5 · answered by doc 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Because someone knocked the C out of him and shortly after that they reaLLy knocked the L out of him too.
Or...
Duh, cops.
2007-04-25 15:32:56 · answer #6 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because Bill Clinton was chasing it
2007-04-25 15:13:03 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
To get to the other side, just like everyone else.
2007-04-25 15:20:10 · answer #8 · answered by You Lames! 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I asked a little boy that when I was in Jamaica recently [ he was 4] he said ....crocodile......... I laughed so hard..because there were a lot of crocodiles where we were.....................
2007-04-25 15:12:22 · answer #9 · answered by shasha 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
To see his flat mate ?
2007-04-25 15:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by neilywealy2003 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋