A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery since it was considered cosmetic. The
doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small", $6,500 for
"medium", $14,000 for "large".
The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor
urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any
decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor.
The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
2007-04-25 07:44:47 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOVE IT!
2007-04-25 07:49:56 · answer #1 · answered by rachelanna 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First he gets his manhood mangled,then he got his feelings hurt.What a crushing blow!
2007-04-25 14:53:13 · answer #2 · answered by Michael R 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's the best one I've heard all day!
2007-04-25 14:54:25 · answer #3 · answered by eeyorek10 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ahaha He should just get the large anyway.
2007-04-25 14:51:03 · answer #4 · answered by xmanconti 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's so funny.
(poor guy)
2007-04-25 15:16:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no tht funny at all
2007-04-25 15:14:08 · answer #6 · answered by sexybitch 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny!!!!!haha!!
viva la resistance!
2007-04-25 14:49:58 · answer #7 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a *****
2007-04-25 15:24:10 · answer #8 · answered by Teresa C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
damn poor guy
2007-04-25 14:49:39 · answer #9 · answered by JEN 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, what a whore... I'd say f-u-c-k that, I'm getting a divorce!!!
2007-04-25 14:49:36 · answer #10 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋