A blonde and a brunette drive into a lumberyard. The blonde gets out of her truck, walks up to a worker, and asks for some four-by-twos.
"You mean two-by-fours?" the worker asks.
The blonde says, "I’ll go check." She walks back to the truck, asks the brunette, and returns a minute later. "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"All right. How long do you need them?" asks the worker.
The blonde pauses for a minute and says, "Hold on, I’d better go check."
After a moment, the blonde returns to the worker and says, "A long time. We’re gonna build a house."
2007-04-25 07:43:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Har Har Har.............I'll drink to that!
2007-04-25 07:48:15 · answer #1 · answered by Lord of Chaos 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You could have skipped the whole first part and shortened it, it would've been just as funny and not too long... keeping the important parts in tact:
How long do you need them?
A long time. We’re gonna build a house.
2007-04-25 07:52:12 · answer #2 · answered by lacykat 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It's OK, but not that funny. I didn't laugh out loud or anything. I was kinda expecting the brunette to have the punch line.
2007-04-25 07:48:35 · answer #3 · answered by eeyorek10 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think blondes are very cute and not dumb.. There's nothing wrong with there hair color.. The joke wasnt that funny.. I got a little smile
2007-04-25 07:48:18 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny!!!! However with blonde jokes I have put in other hair colors also
2007-04-25 07:48:48 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2007-04-25 07:47:51 · answer #6 · answered by Rosie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's a funny one for sure ! 8/10.
2007-04-25 10:25:13 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good start, but the ending needs some work.
2007-04-25 07:48:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats got me laughing Irish. 10/10=star
2007-04-25 08:16:25 · answer #9 · answered by newciderman 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Liked it. I love blonde jokes.
2007-04-25 09:57:57 · answer #10 · answered by bo nidle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ow!
here is a real life blonde joke, as it happened to me.
She came in to apply for a passport and I told her that it would come back on either July 3rd OR July 5th.
She looked at me and said "Well, why won't it come back on July 4th?" (she didn't even flinch at it)
2007-04-25 07:50:38 · answer #11 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋