Blonde Joke?

Question

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, despite having had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion.

It gallops along at a steady rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly oblivious to its slipping rider.


Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to.

Unfortunately for the blonde, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup and is now at the mercy

of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground again and again.

Her head is battered against the ground, mere moments away from unconsciousness when.......


Stan the Walmart manager runs out to shut the horse off.

Answer 1

A blonde walks into the doctors office with both ears red with burns.
The Doctor asks " What happened to your ears?"
The blonde replied." Well, I was ironing my clothes and the phone rang, and I answered my cordless phone by mistake."
The Doctor asked her" What happened to your other ear?"
The blonde replied...........





WAIT FOR IT






THE S.O.B CALLED BACK!!!!!!;-)
HOPE IT MADE YOU SMILE

Answer 2

Very funny told that one to my students we all laughed out loud.

Answer 3

good one

Answer 4

that's nice!

Answer 5

he he he

Answer 6

HAHAHA

Answer 7

TERRIFIC!!!

Answer 8

hell naw!!!!!!!!!! im so weak