I really don't have time to sit around chanting and contemplating stuff.
Is there an "as sold on tv" version that can get me there today?
2007-04-25 07:16:48 · 8 answers · asked by Samurai Jack 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Yeah...I think the Universal Life Church has something you can download for a fee...LOL!!!!
Why take all the fun out of contemplating stuff???? that is what the good stuff is for...right?
2007-04-25 08:48:18 · answer #1 · answered by Mikey ~ The Defender of Myrth 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
R&S is the wrong place to find enlightenment! You'll find some interesting ideas here, but for enlightenment, don't they make a fanny pack that shocks your gut? That would lighten you, maybe the electricity would also bring enlightenment.
2007-04-25 14:26:32 · answer #2 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
~~~Grasshopper,,,, Since patience is only One of the Virtues which are all prerequisites to Enlightenment, you now see just how far you have to go. There are no Shortcuts. You must pass through The Fire.
2007-04-25 14:47:09 · answer #3 · answered by Sensei TeAloha 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You are one with the Universe. When you continuously remember this thought as you go about your day, sometimes you can feel what a passer-by is thinking or even the tranquility of a flower as it bathes in the sunlight.
2007-04-25 14:29:55 · answer #4 · answered by mangospree 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Study with Jehovah's Witnesses--That's the fastest way I know to have true enlightenment. You will know the truth and the truth will set you free.
2007-04-25 14:36:08 · answer #5 · answered by Sparkle1 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes, you are THAT. You are already enlightened. There is nothing to achieve or no there to get to.
Stop the search and realize who you are.
~ Eric Putkonen
2007-04-25 14:29:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
12 step program.
2007-04-25 14:24:36 · answer #7 · answered by bess 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Today?! :o
2007-04-25 14:25:28 · answer #8 · answered by 'llysa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋