I went to a church today during prayer and let out a squeaky one. Everyone looked at me as if i had horns, a red backside and a pitchfork in my hand
2007-04-25 06:05:40 · 20 answers · asked by TROLL! 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
It's only a sin to bottle it and use it as a weapon
2007-04-25 06:09:09 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
It is not a sin to fart, it is how ever cause for concern, as each fart comes from Uranus, and lives as a parasitic entity in your lower intestine, each time a fart escapes it goes to the atmosphere and joins an ever increasing sentient cloud of fart from Uranus.
this is the real reason for global warming is infact we are at war with with this massive gas cloud but as you cant see the enemy the government tries to make you believe that climate change is in fact our doing, when really it was caused by the massive cloud of gas from Uranus
2007-04-25 06:20:25 · answer #2 · answered by Tim_Chubb 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It is not the social norm to have any bodily funtion in church as it is a holy place, Farting should be done at home if possible.
But on the same level ; brestfeeding would come into the same category and you sometimes see this going on. It is against accepted sacred rules of the church.
2007-04-25 06:15:29 · answer #3 · answered by j_emmans 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I was always raised that it was better to bear the shame than to bear the pain! Yes, I am a Christian. BTW the only one who should care is God so don't let anyone give you a hard time, it's a normal bodily function.
2007-04-25 07:44:15 · answer #4 · answered by Julia B 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nay mate, its better out than in, thats wot i allus say anyway.
my gran is a bugger for it and shes well into the whole church thing. im in the library right now and just let out a little quiet one.... i think IT shud have horns on it :-)
2007-04-25 06:13:31 · answer #5 · answered by Mr T 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Releasing gas is healthier than keeping it in. Don't mind judgemental people. I remember being stared at for laughing in church. I'm sure Jesus laughed and farted regularly.
2007-04-25 12:28:14 · answer #6 · answered by Holistic Mystic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
no its a natural function made by God HOWEVER!it is discretion of use the when and where that gets you. i fart in elevators and push ALL the buttons for every floor so they have to ride it out long .LOL
2007-04-25 06:10:36 · answer #7 · answered by gubwv 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It's not a sin, but rather uncouth to do it in ANY public place, much less a church!
2007-04-25 07:06:53 · answer #8 · answered by bigvol662004 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i love your answers to other people questions !
no its not a sin to fart unless u have been eating sprouts
2007-04-25 06:22:52 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's not a sin - but it's something best kept to yourself. (Did you not think to blame it on the organist being a rubbish musician?)
2007-04-25 06:12:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋