Oh well I gave it several minutes and nothing changed, I'm still an atheist.
2007-04-25 04:45:25 · 15 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I can point you where to look but you have to seek to find... You won't understand till you take that step across the line... Jim
2007-04-25 05:03:18 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow, you were an atheist for all those years, and yet you expect God to change your hard heart and stubborn disbelief in a couple of minutes? Give Him a break, will ya. . .He's God, not a magician.
And since you didn't ask Jesus to forgive all of your sins (not just the ones you chose to 'repent' of) and be your Lord and Savior, your prayer was about as sincere as the last election promises. There will come a time when you will know Who God is and why He is not mocked, but whether you meet Him as a Judge or a Friend will be your choice.
2007-04-25 12:04:40 · answer #2 · answered by Wolfeblayde 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
One day an atheist was taking a walk through the woods.
“What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!” he said to himself. ” And to think they were all created by a cosmic accident”
As he was walking alongside the river he suddenly heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. He turned to see a seven foot grizzly bear charging towards him. He ran as fast as he could up the path but he looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing in on him.
Suddenly he tripped and fell to the ground. As he rolled over to pick himself up he saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him.
At that instant the Atheist cried out: “Oh my God!”
All at once time stood still. The bear froze. The forest was silent. As a bright light shone upon the man, a voice came out of the sky: “You deny my existence for all of these years, teach others I don’t exist, and even credit creation to a cosmic accident. Why do you expect me to help you out of this predicament? Am I to count you as a believer?”
The atheist looked directly into the light, “It would be hypocritical of me to suddenly ask You to treat me as a believer now, but perhaps could you make the BEAR a believer?”
“Very well,” said the voice. The light went out. The sounds of the forest resumed. And then the bear dropped his right paw, brought both paws together and bowed his head and spoke:
“Lord, bless this food, which I am about to receive from thy bounty , Amen.”
2007-04-25 11:54:52 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Not believing in the existance of God is no sin. It's the sin of rejecting God knowing he exists (like a demon).
2007-04-25 11:59:21 · answer #4 · answered by Cyber 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A whole several minutes? Wow. Glad to see you gave it as much a chance as you did atheism.
:oP
2007-04-25 11:57:56 · answer #5 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Oh, why can't you atheists ever take anything seriously? LOL.
2007-04-25 11:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dear God,
Give me patience and I want it now
2007-04-25 11:49:51 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
If you only gave it a few minutes, then you did not do it sincerely as you claim..
2007-04-25 11:50:57 · answer #8 · answered by Redeemed 5 · 1⤊ 3⤋
ba dum bum pssh.
thats pretty good alioop, even if you are on the wrong side.
2007-04-25 11:51:09 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not until you kiss mine @ss.
By the way, that is GODDESS to you.
~Morg~
2007-04-25 11:54:16 · answer #10 · answered by morgorond 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋