"Pascal's Wager"
"Could God make a rock so big..."
Today : "A new study has shown children in Christian homes are more happy" (nods to NeoFrehley on that one)
Why? Why are they persecuting us with a constant onslaught of sweet alcohol?
2007-04-25 03:35:47 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Did the delivery service ever get that bottle of vodka I sent you over there?
2007-04-25 03:45:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Take the mote from your own eye first, Deke. "Could God make a rock so big...." is not a Christian Q. It's from the opposition camp.
(I'd drink, but I don't.)
2007-04-25 10:41:58 · answer #2 · answered by cmw 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...Yes, Deke, you've figured out the plan. I'm going to give you a few more to push you over the edge:
"Why are atheist in the R & S section?"
"How can you not believe in God?"
"I believe it because the Bible tells me so."
Please don't get behind the wheel. Have someone drive you home. ..lol...
2007-04-25 10:41:58 · answer #3 · answered by 1sweet lady 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Christians didn't make up the game, so the only peolpe you have to 'blame' is yourself.
2007-04-25 10:41:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Not at all. I just want you drunk enough to unwittingly say the sinner's prayer or tipsy enough for me to baptize you in a fountain.
2007-04-25 10:41:03 · answer #5 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 3⤊ 1⤋
You could be right. To thwart their attempts, I shall toast with H2O from now on.
2007-04-25 10:40:19 · answer #6 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
no Christian plan to eliminate atheists or atheism that i'm aware of.
2007-04-25 10:45:47 · answer #7 · answered by paengc 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I think they have a clever 'sub-plan' running - they're trying to baffle us by appearing to have no sense of humour, as well...
2007-04-25 10:44:38 · answer #8 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Meditate on your breathe and calm yourself this way. That is easier on the liver.
2007-04-25 10:39:59 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
You could switch to O'douls.
2007-04-25 10:40:34 · answer #10 · answered by AJM 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋