2007-04-25 03:31:03 · 10 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
http://www.sea-monkey.com/
2007-04-25 03:32:10 · update #1
http://www.sea-monkey.com/
2007-04-25 03:32:29 · update #2
My stupid sea monkeys didn't ride a bike like they advertised. I demand a refund even if it has been 25 years!!
2007-04-25 03:33:49 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster did pull one out of his @ss with his noodly appendage. It's right there in the Book of Morgorond.
"And lo, behold, the Great Noodly One did use one of his Appendages to pull a sea monkey from his Garlicky Rear"
~Morg~
(Book of Morgorond on sale next month. Unless God gives it to ya first........)
2007-04-25 10:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by morgorond 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I don't care, unless they provide, some type of hope to the masses. Other than that, sea-monkeys have zero use to me.
2007-04-25 14:43:14 · answer #3 · answered by Battlerattle06 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because sea monkeys are brine shrimp?
2007-04-25 10:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Enslavementalitheist 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yours must be a retarded bunch!... My sea monkeys have evolved into beautiful human females!
2007-04-25 10:37:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Chris' answer (above) sums it up nicely: These theists are a lost case of delusional retardness.....
An, oh, I almost forgot.....BOTTOMS UP!!!!!
(Oh my liver!!!)
2007-04-25 10:41:32 · answer #6 · answered by SHEÖL 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lololol! aren't they just Crawl fish?
2007-04-25 10:34:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sea monkeys arent even monkeys you dummy
2007-04-25 10:34:35 · answer #8 · answered by twinkledink 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
this is called the THEORY of Evolution. It is called that because it CANT be true. Creationism is true and the Bible is its proof. There is NO proof about Evolution. If there was it wouldn't be called the THEORY of Evolution.
2007-04-25 10:36:21 · answer #9 · answered by Chris 2 · 0⤊ 6⤋
Great point! I believe that God did it all!
2007-04-25 10:35:11 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋