There are some great stories in the bible that are really very funny (eg. Eli's death - he fell off a chair and died because he was heavy! / the guy who set some bears on kids cause they called him bauld etc...).
Do you have any favourites?
2007-04-25 02:42:10 · 11 answers · asked by Rachel A 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I like the one about Lefty killing that one evil king, I forgot his name. The king was so fat, that Lefty had a hard time pulling his sword back out!
2007-04-25 02:49:42 · answer #1 · answered by Prayer Warrior 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
do no longer devour something you locate already useless. you need to provide it to an alien residing in any of your cities and he would devour it, or you need to promote it to a foreigner... Deuteronomy 14:21 you also took the wonderful rings I gave you, the rings made up of my gold and silver, and also you made for your self male idols and engaged in prostitution with them. Ezekiel 16:17 Then Saul stated, "for this reason shall you're saying to David, 'The king needs no bride-cost except one hundred foreskins of the Philistines, that he would nicely be avenged of the king's enemies.'" a million Samuel 18:25 i'm weary of conserving it in--certainly i will not. Jeremiah 20:9
2016-12-04 20:25:23 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm currently enjoying the reference to the sinuous stones of the behemoth - in Psalms maybe, or the one before that. That's not a story of course, because behemoths really had amazingly gnarly nadgers. Even the girls!
2007-04-25 02:57:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When Jesus commands a bunch of evil spirits to possess some pigs, that's a bit amusing. So it is when he's commenting on all the "gnashing of teeth" that sinners are going to be doing in hell. Like we won't have anything better to do than gnash our teeth.
2007-04-25 02:50:13 · answer #4 · answered by gehme 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The flood is a classic
And millions of people wandering around for forty years
2007-04-25 02:53:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The mind controlled by the Spirit is life and peace. Romans 8:6
2007-04-25 02:46:14 · answer #6 · answered by Laura S 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
yeah those are some interesting and funny stories for sure. You might like http://www.makefunofeverything.com/ if you like humor like that.
2007-04-25 14:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by William B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, where it says that you will run to the mountains & cry for the mountains to fall on you to hide you from he wrath of God.
2007-04-25 02:49:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Think you need to actually read the book. It will do you some good.
2007-04-25 02:49:22 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The crucifiction. That's a riot.
2007-04-25 02:45:01 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 4⤋