“You don't know Jack Schitt!”
Well read on:
Jack Schitt is the only son of Big and Inda Schitt. Big Schitt passed away recently.
Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. They have seven children: first born Chuck, twin sons, Depe and Dip, three daughters, Ima, Lotta and Giva, then finally another son, Bo.
Chuck Schitt married Pisa Lewis. Pisa Schitt recently gave birth to baby Dougie Schitt.
Depe Schitt married Fayre Preston. Fayre Schitt is currently pregnant.
Dip Schitt is married to Eta Mink. The couple have separated since Eta Schitt had an affair with Dip’s best friend, Nobby Rash.
Ima Schitt married Joe Faced. Ima Schitt-Faced recently gave birth. Baby Firkin Schitt-Faced is said to be healthy.
Lotta Schitt married Bob Happens. The Schitt-Happens’ have a son called Hay.
Giva Schitt is married to Ted Fobrainz. The Schitt-Fobrainz’s are childless.
Bo Schitt is currently single.
So there you go. Next time someone says you don’t know Jack Schitt, you can correct them.
2007-04-25 02:25:16 · 13 answers · asked by This is my username 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That was actually pretty hilarious.
2007-04-25 02:29:55 · answer #1 · answered by pookie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long way to go for that punch line...but still funny!
A huge muscular man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender can't help but stare at the guy because in contrast to his large muscles, the man has a head that is the size of an orange. The bartender hands the guy his beer and says, ''You know, I'm not gay but I want to compliment you on your physique, it really is phenomenal! But I have a question, why is your head so small?''
The big guy nods slowly. He's obviously fielded this question many times. ''One day,'' he begins, ''I was hunting and got lost in the woods. I heard someone crying for help. I followed the cries and they led me to a frog that was sitting next to a stream.''
''No sh!t?'' says the bartender, thoroughly intrigued.
''Yeah, so I picked up the frog and it said, Kiss me. Kiss me and I will turn into a genie and grant you three wishes.'''
''Keep going!''
I looked around to make sure I was alone and gave the frog a kiss. POOF! The frog turned into a beautiful, voluptuous, naked woman.
She said, ''You now have three wishes.''
I looked down at my scrawny 115 pound body and said, ''I want a body like Arnold Schwarzenneger.'' She nodded, snapped her fingers, and POOF there I was, so huge that I ripped out of my clothes and was standing there naked!
She then asked, ''What will be your second wish?''
''What next?'' begged the bartender.
I looked hungrily at her beautiful body and replied, ''I want to make sensuous love with you here by this stream.'' She nodded, laid down, and beckoned to me. We made love right there by that stream for hours!
Afterwards, as we lay there next to each other, sweating from our glorious lovemaking, she whispered into my ear, ''You know, you do have one more wish. What will it be?''
I looked at her and replied, ''How 'bout a little head?''
2007-04-25 02:35:51 · answer #2 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I got that in an email today!! Still made me giggle though!
2007-04-25 02:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I haven't heard that one in a long time... Yet maybe I don't know Jack.........., it could have been yesterday... Hmmmmm
2007-04-25 02:32:55 · answer #4 · answered by Godlover 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious.
2007-04-25 02:30:06 · answer #5 · answered by grlfrnd1288 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ROFL..right im off to pick a fight with someone to use this
2007-04-25 02:30:35 · answer #6 · answered by mimi 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
sorry to long got bored reading it
2007-04-25 03:52:10 · answer #7 · answered by Les T 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Sorry come again, can you please repeat that I didnot quite get it!! Was it S**t you were talking about?
2007-04-25 02:30:12 · answer #8 · answered by London Girl 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tanks
2007-04-25 03:42:00 · answer #9 · answered by addicted to this 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not bad
2007-04-25 02:55:42 · answer #10 · answered by sammi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋