I need to write a list of favorites from the view of being a dog, but besides the obvious I'm stuck. I am looking for things that are witty but not vulger. Please help!! Thanks : )
2007-04-25 02:11:37 · 14 answers · asked by Les 2 in Pets ➔ Dogs
I enjoy that as long as I am loyal to my owner, I get free food, a nice warm place to sleep, and all the love in the world. I sit on my stairs outside and watch all the squirrels run around and hey if I'm feeling good that day I'll even chase one. though I've been worried about the pet recall, its cool because my owner is watching carefully. I've got no bills as of today but I might have to pay my student loans for doggy school seeing how I was not as obedient and didn't pass the first time around.
2007-04-25 02:21:41 · answer #1 · answered by rachdezigns 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
My two dogs are surrounded by love and affection all the time they are always being touch tickled stroked they get my full attention. they wake up to a smile and got to bed with a smile from me how many people would like that, they do not know what it is to feel unloved or hurt like we do they never have any stress they don't worry about tomorrow or next week they live for now and there next meal /walk which is given free wow what a life!! hope this helps from my dogs point of view!!
2007-04-25 09:34:33 · answer #2 · answered by binki 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Don't have to work, or hunt... humans bring you home lots of good stuff! Only job is looking cute and adorable and bark at people at the door and killing bugs and keeping those evil squirrels ran outta the yard! Get to sleep in the master bed! (the master thinks I am protecting them)
2007-04-25 09:18:49 · answer #3 · answered by shihtzugirl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How about when you wake up in the middle of the night, dying for a leak, if ya do it on the floor, someone else has got to clean it up
Oh and of course you get a great view up the skirts of young ladies from the level of a dog
2007-04-25 09:15:43 · answer #4 · answered by bbwbabe74 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Being owned by someone who loves you AND knows how to look after you properly. I'd want to be a dog if I was guaranteed living with someone like that.
Chalice
2007-04-25 13:20:48 · answer #5 · answered by Chalice 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
best thing of being a dog, my owner treats me like a queen. and even though i have to share my space with my little brother oreo, my master has me with my own bed, two air fans going on forever and ever, i get treats every morning, and sometimes at night if i dont have an accident. since i am older now, my master does not get too angry when i do have accidents but still tries to explain to me why i should not have them. i love it here, never though of escaping even though one day i went to see my master in the front yard and she thought i was inside the house. she held me so tight, i guess i scared her, but i did not mean to.
2007-04-25 09:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by lasalle_1986 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eat, sleep all day, dont have to work (unless ur a workin dog but they think is fun) or pay bills, and belly rubs and treats all you want.
2007-04-25 09:38:41 · answer #7 · answered by geagle16 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Having a loving family that you can protect, love back and be a part of.
Eating like a pig.
Sleeping wherever you want, whenever you want.
2007-04-25 09:14:53 · answer #8 · answered by star_lite57 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laying in the sun all day long...
and not having to worry about bills.
Free food, free treats, free toys
2007-04-25 12:31:25 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what doesn't my dog love. he sleeps where/when/how he wants. he eats better than most people. his toy supply is endless, he just thinks (i guess) "i'm tired of this rope, let me go find a new stick or wheel, look i got a new ball". he is outside so he doesn't have bathes that often, he hates bathes. he has loads of friends. he is sheltered by my family.
2007-04-25 09:38:12 · answer #10 · answered by krystina68 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋